FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-12-18 01:00 pm

33-year-old begrudgingly brings 6-year-old to absent father's Christmas party, where his delusional

Posted by Ben Weiss

All this mother wanted for Christmas was to get out of this family dinner as fast as she could!

After the father of her 6-year-old daughter suddenly came back into the picture after years of being an absent parent, he seemingly was attempting to make amends by inviting this woman and his kid over for an early Christmas dinner. Under any other circumstances, this woman would. have said no. After all, she didn't even consider this man to be her ex, considering there was next to no emotional attachment between them, even from the very beginning. Still, she relented because her daughter wanted to go, and the last thing she desired was to be accused of driving a wedge between her daughter and her father.

So, they went to the dinner, but little did they know, the father's entire "new" family would be in attendance as well. That included his spouse, who as it turns out, was in a grief-stricken state at the time. This meant for an uncomfortable dinner, which was made all the more uncomfortable when it was revealed that the father had an ulterior motive the entire time.

Keep scrolling below for the full story and to find out how the mother reacted when the father's wife started referring to the daughter as hers during the meal.

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Fae ([personal profile] fatalfae) wrote in [community profile] su_herald2025-12-18 04:27 pm

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, December 18th

RILEY: What's your plan?
BUFFY: Big sleep. My count encounter wiped me out.
RILEY: (nods) I'm kinda wired. Maybe I should just let you get your rest.
BUFFY: You sure? I mean, maybe if you just lie down with me... (suggestive look)
RILEY: (grinning) Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest.

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ruric ([personal profile] ruric) wrote2025-12-18 09:08 pm

Whoopedy Doo - Out Of Office is On - Let the CLEANING begin

Halle-fricking-lujah my out of office is on and I am (technically) on leave until 5 January.

I say technically because I have to nip into the office stupidly early tomorrow to pick up some keys and make some posters, and possibly work a couple of hours one day over the weekend. I will also be very swiftly checking email at least once a day most of next week. Then I plan to have some serious offline time as far as work is concerned between 29 December and 5 January.

They're introducing a new "email over 5 years old gets trashed" rule in January so I have some 20,000 emails to check and delete before then (my predecessors did not believing in archiving important stuff) so I'll be scanning/deleting over the break.

And I have my own epic cleaning, clearing, sorting and decluttering project to deal with over the 17 glorious days that I have to get my shit together. I have a master plan and so many lists with a multiplicity of bullet points! And the icing on the cake the ex is at the cottage from 20 December to 6 January so I can make free use of his washing machine.

My hope is to start the first working week of 2026 from a tidy flat with no more chairdrobes or piles of washing to be done or put away.

I'm sure my plans are overly ambitious but I'm looking forward to seeing what I can actually get done before 5 January rocks around.
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yuletidemods ([personal profile] yuletidemods) wrote in [community profile] yuletide_pinch_hits2025-12-19 09:46 am
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No longer updating - NEW PH #212, plus consolidated: PHs #167, 184-185, 198-200, 208, 211

This post is no longer being updated, but see below for request details if you are interested in treating! For all pinch hits currently needed, see https://yuletide-pinch-hits.dreamwidth.org/tag/currently-needed

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PH #167: D.P. | Deserter Pursuit (TV), 견우와 선녀 | Head Over Heels (TV), 이상한 변호사 우영우 | Extraordinary Attorney Woo (TV), 굿보이 | Good Boy (TV), 손해 보기 싫어서 | No Gain No Love (TV), Good Doctor (Korea TV), 당신이 잠든 사이에 | While You Were Sleeping (TV), Unnatural (Japan TV)
Request 1 by TeaRoses
D.P. | Deserter Pursuit (TV)
Characters: An Jun Ho, Han Ho Yeol
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I felt like they had a lot of chemistry, whether you take it as bromance or romance. Just them being bros and maybe casefic (not necessarily something elaborate) would be great. Something with them flirting/getting together/hooking up would also be great. Just please don't pair them with other people in the fic.
Please see letter for more optional details!
DNW: Major character death, noncon, dubcon, unrequested changes to a character’s sexual orientation or gender identity, unrequested polyamory, incest, cannibalism, farting, unhappy/tragic endings, break-up of canon pairings (with exceptions noted in certain fandoms!), alternate universe e.g. vampire AU, coffee shop AU, (Alternate timeline and canon divergence are fine), mpreg, ABO, pregnancy with complications
Smut DNW: rimming, humiliation, watersports, scat, dubcon, noncon, kink featuring severe pain (consensual light spanking is OK) withdrawal used as birth control (withdrawal for fun is fine), explicit scenes featuring characters under age 18.
I welcome treats!

Letter:
https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/288362.html

Request 2 by TeaRoses
견우와 선녀 | Head Over Heels (TV)
Characters: Bae Gyeonu, Park Seonga (Head Over Heels TV), Pyo Jiho (Head Over Heels TV)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I love these three as a trio in general and as an OT3. They just all seem to have such love and devotion for each other.
If you do go the romantic route, please keep the fic T or below if it takes place when they’re in high school. After the time skip any rating is great!
DNW: Adding more people to the relationship if they are an OT3 in the fic, sexual situations involving someone possessed by Bong Su.
Please see letter for more optional details!
DNW: Major character death, noncon, dubcon, unrequested changes to a character’s sexual orientation or gender identity, unrequested polyamory, incest, cannibalism, farting, unhappy/tragic endings, break-up of canon pairings (with exceptions noted in certain fandoms!), alternate universe e.g. vampire AU, coffee shop AU, (Alternate timeline and canon divergence are fine), mpreg, ABO, pregnancy with complications
Smut DNW: rimming, humiliation, watersports, scat, dubcon, noncon, kink featuring severe pain (consensual light spanking is OK) withdrawal used as birth control (withdrawal for fun is fine), explicit scenes featuring characters under age 18.
I welcome treats!

Letter:
https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/288362.html

Request 3 by TeaRoses
이상한 변호사 우영우 | Extraordinary Attorney Woo (TV)
Characters: Choi Su Yeon, Dong Geurami
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I like the idea of these two dating or in a relationship. I also like the idea of them being friends and supporting each other. Just please don't pair them up with other people (Su Yeon's pairing with Kwon is fair to acknowledge as it's canon. But breaking them up is OK too.)
Please see letter for more optional details!
DNW: Major character death, noncon, dubcon, unrequested changes to a character’s sexual orientation or gender identity, unrequested polyamory, incest, cannibalism, farting, unhappy/tragic endings, break-up of canon pairings (breaking up Su Yeon and Kwon is fine), alternate universe e.g. vampire AU, coffee shop AU, (Alternate timeline and canon divergence are fine), mpreg, ABO, pregnancy with complications
Smut DNW: rimming, humiliation, watersports, scat, dubcon, noncon, kink featuring severe pain (consensual light spanking is OK) withdrawal used as birth control (withdrawal for fun is fine), explicit scenes featuring characters under age 18.
I welcome treats!

Letter:
https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/288362.html

Request 4 by TeaRoses
굿보이 | Good Boy (TV)
Characters: Yoon Dongju, Kim Jonghyeon (Good Boy)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I love these two. They had so much chemistry with each other and I think they’d be great as boyfriends or as friends/rivals like in canon. Just please don't pair them up with other people (canon pairing with Hanna exempted from that, but please no OT3.)
Please see letter for more optional details!
DNW: Major character death, noncon, dubcon, unrequested changes to a character’s sexual orientation or gender identity, unrequested polyamory, incest, cannibalism, farting, unhappy/tragic endings, break-up of canon pairings (breaking up Dongju and Hanna amicably is fine), alternate universe e.g. vampire AU, coffee shop AU, (Alternate timeline and canon divergence are fine), mpreg, ABO, pregnancy with complications
I headcanon them both strongly as bi and would rather that is not explicitly contradicted in the fic. But just not mentioning orientation (whether it's a slash fic or not) is perfectly fine.
Smut DNW: rimming, humiliation, watersports, scat, dubcon, noncon, kink featuring severe pain (consensual light spanking is OK) withdrawal used as birth control (withdrawal for fun is fine), explicit scenes featuring characters under age 18.
I welcome treats!

Letter:
https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/288362.html

Request 5 by TeaRoses
손해 보기 싫어서 | No Gain No Love (TV)
Characters: Nam Jayeon, Bok Gyuhyun
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I loved these two together and wished we’d had more of them in canon. For me it was an enemies to lovers that truly worked. Though a gen fic about them is great too - just please don't pair them up with other people.
Please see letter for more optional details!
DNW: Major character death, noncon, dubcon, unrequested changes to a character’s sexual orientation or gender identity, unrequested polyamory, incest, cannibalism, farting, unhappy/tragic endings, break-up of canon pairings, alternate universe e.g. vampire AU, coffee shop AU, (Alternate timeline and canon divergence are fine), mpreg, ABO, pregnancy with complications
Please do not write the entire fic in the Spice Up Our Love universe.
Smut DNW: rimming, humiliation, watersports, scat, dubcon, noncon, kink featuring severe pain (consensual light spanking is OK) withdrawal used as birth control (withdrawal for fun is fine), explicit scenes featuring characters under age 18.
I welcome treats!

Letter:
https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/288362.html

Request 6 by TeaRoses
Good Doctor (Korea TV)
Characters: Cha Yoon Seo (Good Doctor), Park Shi On (Good Doctor)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I love them as a couple, working out their differences and learning about love and romance. Though a gen fic is great too, just please don't pair them up with other people.
Please see letter for more optional details!
DNW: Major character death, noncon, dubcon, unrequested changes to a character’s sexual orientation or gender identity, unrequested polyamory, incest, cannibalism, farting, unhappy/tragic endings, break-up of canon pairings, alternate universe e.g. vampire AU, coffee shop AU, (Alternate timeline and canon divergence are fine), mpreg, ABO, pregnancy with complications
Smut DNW: rimming, humiliation, watersports, scat, dubcon, noncon, kink featuring severe pain (consensual light spanking is OK) withdrawal used as birth control (withdrawal for fun is fine), explicit scenes featuring characters under age 18.
I welcome treats!
Letter:
https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/288362.html

Request 7 by TeaRoses
당신이 잠든 사이에 | While You Were Sleeping (TV)
Characters: Jung Jae Chan, Nam Hong Joo, Han Woo Tak
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I love them as an OT3 because they all just liked each other so much, but that's also what makes them great as friends!
 
DNW: Adding more people to the relationship if they are an OT3 in the fic
Please see letter for more optional details!
DNW: Major character death, noncon, dubcon, unrequested changes to a character’s sexual orientation or gender identity, unrequested polyamory, incest, cannibalism, farting, unhappy/tragic endings, break-up of canon pairings (with exceptions noted in certain fandoms!), alternate universe e.g. vampire AU, coffee shop AU, (Alternate timeline and canon divergence are fine), mpreg, ABO, pregnancy with complications
Smut DNW: rimming, humiliation, watersports, scat, dubcon, noncon, kink featuring severe pain (consensual light spanking is OK) withdrawal used as birth control (withdrawal for fun is fine), explicit scenes featuring characters under age 18.
I welcome treats!
Letter:
https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/288362.html

Request 8 by TeaRoses
Unnatural (Japan TV)
Characters: Nakado Kei, Misumi Mikoto
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I thought they had a lot of chemistry together, but they also work so well as colleagues and friends so a gen fic is great too. Just please don't pair them up with other people in the fic.
Please see letter for more optional details!
DNW: Major character death, noncon, dubcon, unrequested changes to a character’s sexual orientation or gender identity, unrequested polyamory, incest, cannibalism, farting, unhappy/tragic endings, break-up of canon pairings (with exceptions noted in certain fandoms!), alternate universe e.g. vampire AU, coffee shop AU, (Alternate timeline and canon divergence are fine), mpreg, ABO, pregnancy with complications
Smut DNW: rimming, humiliation, watersports, scat, dubcon, noncon, kink featuring severe pain (consensual light spanking is OK) withdrawal used as birth control (withdrawal for fun is fine), explicit scenes featuring characters under age 18.
I welcome treats!
Letter:
https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/288362.html

Canon promo posts: Good Doctor (Korea TV), 당신이 잠든 사이에 | While You Were Sleeping (TV)


PH #184: Aveyond (Video Games), Quasimorph (Video Game), Geneforge
Request 1 by DreckDetritusAndDross
Aveyond (Video Games)
Characters: Te'ijal Ravenfoot
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

I have a headcanon that Te'ijal Ravenfoot is a psychopath. I would love a story that explored this concept further, delving into how Te'ijal's psychopathy would affect/recontextualize both her interactions with her colleagues and her actions throughout the Aveyond games. Furthermore, content that supplements those already in the Aveyond games, such as extra conversations or scenes, would also be welcome.
DNW: Unrequested kinks, mundane/setting change AUs, Te'ijal being "cured" of her psychopathy (i.e. being made neurotypical), Te’ijal character bashing*, neurodivergence being used to excuse bad behavior**.
*Given the stigma surrounding psychopathy, I understand if there is any confusion over this specific DNW. Let me make this clear: psychopaths are still people; having little or no empathy or emotional intelligence does not make one categorically evil or dangerous. For the purposes of this prompt, Te’ijal should be a person with both rights and accountability.
**Using neurodivergence to excuse bad behavior sounds something like this: “She can’t take responsibility for her actions because she can’t control herself/she doesn’t know what she’s doing/her brain isn’t wired correctly/etc.”
On a related note, I am fine with the inclusion of sanist language, bigotry, and/or violence as long as it is not presented as ethically/morally correct by the story itself. Keep in mind that hostility towards a neurodivergent offender in retaliation to the offender perpetrating antisocial behavior, such as inflicting harm upon or violating the rights of others, is not necessarily sanism.
On another related note, I am also fine with Te'ijal receiving treatment for her psychopathy as long as it does not fall into the trope of curing neurodivergence.
Disclaimer: Psychopathy is not a condition that one can be clinically diagnosed with. The proper diagnostic term for people exhibiting behavior commonly associated with psychopathy is antisocial personality disorder. However, the term "psychopathy" is still useful as a descriptor for a distinct pattern of behavior within the spectrum of antisocial personality disorder.
P.S.: Below are some helpful resources if you need to do research on psychopathy or antisocial personality disorder. Of course, feel free to use other sources for further research.
https://psychopathyis.org/what-is-psychopathy/
https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-a-psychopath-5025217
https://www.apa.org/monitor/2022/03/ce-corner-psychopathy
https://www.healthline.com/health/psychopath#Psychopathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bozh8ur3tJc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK-UfTCGOdU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpjYtAB9i2w
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/antisocial-personality-disorder/symptoms-causes/syc-20353928
https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/000921.htm
https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/types-of-mental-health-problems/personality-disorders/types-of-personality-disorder/#AntisocialPersonalityDisorder
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK546673/
Note: Please exercise discretion if you choose to consult psycho-diagnostic checklists such as the Hare Psychopathy Checklist – Revised (PCL-R). Such tools are meant to be used in specific, controlled settings with prerequisite qualifications and can cause significant harm if used outside of these conditions. For example, see: http://www.hare.org/scales/pclr.html
P.P.S.: If you are unfamiliar with the concept of sanism, several definitions with sources are provided below. Like before, feel free to consult additional resources.
From Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanism): “Sanism, saneism, mentalism, or psychophobia refers to the systemic discrimination against or oppression of individuals perceived to have a mental disorder or cognitive impairment.”
From The Ability Toolbox (https://theabilitytoolbox.com/sanism-mental-illness/): “Sanism is prejudice against people with mental illness. Sanism can take the form of harassment, bullying, violence, and discrimination in healthcare, employment, housing, and other aspects of daily life.”
From Simmons University Library (https://simmons.libguides.com/anti-oppression/anti-sanism): “Sanism often stems from the "pathology paradigm [that] ultimately boils down to just two fundamental assumptions:
1. There is one 'right,' 'normal,' or 'healthy' way for human brains and human minds to be configured and to function (or one relatively narrow 'normal' range into which the configuration and functioning of human brains and minds ought to fall).
2. If your neurological configuration and functioning (and, as a result, your ways of thinking and behaving) diverge substantially from the dominant standard of 'normal,' then there is Something Wrong With You." (from Nick Walker)”

No letter

Request 2 by DreckDetritusAndDross
Quasimorph (Video Game)
Characters: Francis Reid-Daly, John Hawkwood
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

Quasimorph has become my greatest special interest over the past couple of years. One of the most fascinating things about it is the cyberpunk, science-fantasy dystopia portrayed in that game. I'd love a story that explores not just the lives of those who live in the anarcho-capitalist paradigm in Quasimorph. The scope of the available characters in this request covers the most violent, destructive, and brutal element of Quasimorph's society: the private military sector, as exemplified by both the soldier Francis Reid-Daly, and the proprietor John Hawkwood. My interests for a story in this fandom include: character studies, worldbuilding, action scenes, and violence (including blood and gore). Darkfics are welcome for this request.
DNW: Mundane/setting change AU.

No letter

Request 3 by DreckDetritusAndDross
Geneforge
Characters: Litalia (Geneforge)
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

I would love a story detailing how Litalia's tumultuous life and fight against the Shapers has affected her, both physically and mentally, as I feel that there's a lot of potential for a compelling narrative that is sadly underexplored, in my opinion, in the Geneforge saga.
DNW: Mundane/setting change AU.

No letter


PH #185: Przyłbice i kaptury – Kazimierz Korkozowicz, Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960), Piraci północy – Dariusz Domagalski, Grunwald Monument
Request 1 by FakeCirilla9
Przyłbice i kaptury – Kazimierz Korkozowicz
Characters: Ulryk von Jungingen (Przyłbice i kaptury – Kazimierz Korkozowicz)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Optional details:
The first chapter of this book is such a peanut gallery of all the adversaries of the story. This is my favourite characterisation of Ulryk in the literature so far. He's described in an incredibly sexy way, too, with eyes darkening in anger or sparkling in joy. During the introductory conversation, his mood switches from ire to amusement with the speed of a falling blade, and he manages to offend his late brother in front of a stranger.
And then there's Kuno! Obviously used to his master's volatile nature and making snarky remarks about it. Isn't that an interesting relationship? Why is the grand commander allowed to laugh at Ulryk's expense? How close are those two? Is there friendship or something more between them? Or maybe they're just two like-minded baddies united by common politics?
DNWs:
Animal death, especially no dead horses in the Battle of Grunwald, please. Don't hurt any dogs too.
(I'm fine with the characters eating meat or hunting for food, but if it's for sport, let them rather hunt pagans. Murder as many human characters as you wish. MCD is allowed by all means.)

No letter

Request 2 by FakeCirilla9
Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)
Characters: Ulrich von Jungingen - Knights of the Teutonic Order (1960)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Optional details:
Ulrich has a golden armour here! How cool is that? I'd be satisfied to receive a short piece with an armour kink.
Or, if you're thinking of something with a more ambitious plot, feel free to use Rotgier as well. Does Ulrich confront him about the kidnapped girl after the heroes of the story complain about it to the grand master of the Order? Or is he too busy seizing power or mourning his brother's death or both? If he acknowledges his underling’s fault, is he angry at him or does he brush the whole affair off, maybe even providing some plausible excuses to help to sweep it under the rug?
Or, a darker take: I've heard that the punishment for a Teutonic knight who broke the chastity vows was flogging administered by the grand master himself. I'd adore to see such a scene unfolding between Ulrich and Rotgier.
DNWs:
Animal death, especially no dead horses in the Battle of Grunwald, please. Don't hurt any dogs too.
(I'm fine with the characters eating meat or hunting for food, but if it's for sport, let them rather hunt pagans. Murder as many human characters as you wish. MCD is allowed by all means.)

No letter

Request 3 by FakeCirilla9
Piraci północy – Dariusz Domagalski
Characters: Ulryk von Jungingen (Piraci północy – Dariusz Domagalski)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Optional details:
This is an easy-to-read book, in which the characters have emotional depth as thick as a sheet of printing paper. Ulryk is evil here because the plot demands a punching bag for the main hero. But I love that for the main adversary of the story, of all the possible Teutonic knights, the author chose Ulryk. The idea that Ulryk von Jungingen and Klaus Störtebeker met in person is glorious. They also got an incredibly cool hot sword-fighting scene in the book. Maybe the fic could deal with the aftermath of that encounter?
DNWs:
Animal death, especially no dead horses in the Battle of Grunwald, please. Don't hurt any dogs too.
(I'm fine with the characters eating meat or hunting for food, but if it's for sport, let them rather hunt pagans. Murder as many human characters as you wish. MCD is allowed by all means.)

No letter

Request 4 by FakeCirilla9
Grunwald Monument
Characters: Ulrich von Jungingen (Grunwald Monument)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Optional details:
I know it was erected to honour king Jagiełło, but I'm not a big fan of him, and he's so distant on his high horse there. Whereas Ulrich is literally within one's hand reach (as you can see by his statue's fingers polished to gold by countless tourists). And isn't the sprawled pose marvellous? It's oddly satisfying on a primal level to see him thrown there at Vytautas’ feet, like one more war trophy from the battlefield.
DNWs:
Animal death, especially no dead horses in the Battle of Grunwald, please. Don't hurt any dogs too.
(I'm fine with the characters eating meat or hunting for food, but if it's for sport, let them rather hunt pagans. Murder as many human characters as you wish. MCD is allowed by all means.)

No letter


PH #198: even if TEMPEST 宵闇にかく語りき魔女 (Visual Novel), Flowers Series (Visual Novels), Lkyt. (Visual Novel)
Request 1 by ryulynn
even if TEMPEST 宵闇にかく語りき魔女 (Visual Novel)
Characters: Anastasia Lynzel, Maya Kirkland
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW general: AUs generally except for canon-divergence or future fic, rape, non-con (dub-con okay), permanent main character death, explicitly described violence/gore, sexual acts that involve one party being humiliated, homophobia, transphobia, incest, focus on unrequited feelings (mentions are fine), hurt without comfort
DNW ships: any Conrad romantic ships, Maya shipped romantically with anyone outside of Anastasia
General likes: humor, fluff, flirting, banter, accidentally romantic gestures, established relationship, domestic scenes
Favorite ships: Anastasia/Maya, Crius/Tyril, Anastasia/Crius/Tyril, Anastasia/Crius, Anastasia/Tyril, Anastasia/Zenn, Evelina/Leticia
I love Anastasia and Maya's relationship so much! Whether it be platonic or romantic, I love their devotion to each other. Thus I would like to see either Anastasia/Maya as a romantic pair (I usually see Anastasia as the initiator of this but if you have ideas for the other way around, I'd love to see it) or Maya's commentary/thoughts/influence/etc on Anastasia's other relationships, whether they be following one of the romantic routes of the game or Anastasia not getting together with any of the guys.
Optional prompts are in the letter.

Letter:
https://ryulynn.dreamwidth.org/66179.html

Request 2 by ryulynn
Flowers Series (Visual Novels)
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW: AUs generally except for canon-divergence or future fic, rape, non-con, major character death, excessive violence/gore, sex before the characters are 18+ (aka set fic in the future if you write smut), sexual acts that involve one party being humiliated, focus on homophobia or transphobia (aka no more than what is in canon), incest, focus on unrequited feelings (mentions are fine), hurt without comfort
DNW ships: focus on any romantic ships except Chidori/Erika, Mayuri/Suoh, Nerine/Yuzuriha
General likes: humor, fluff, banter, accidentally romantic gestures, established relationship, domestic scenes, talk about food
Okay I stan Chidori/Erika and Nerine/Yuzuriha. Erika and Yuzuriha are my favorite POVs in the series, but fic from any POV is fine. If you just want to focus on one character, I would love either backstory/memories or future fic. I also totally love so many of the friendships in this series. Especially Erika & Suoh and everyone with the Sasaki twins.
Optional prompts are in the letter.

Letter:
https://ryulynn.dreamwidth.org/66179.html

Request 3 by ryulynn
Lkyt. (Visual Novel)
Characters: Any
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW: AUs generally except for canon-divergence or future fic, rape, non-con (dub-con okay), non-canonical character death, excessive explicit descriptions of violence/gore, sexual acts that involve one party being humiliated, homophobia, transphobia, incest except for Takeru/Towa, focus on unrequited feelings (mentions are fine), hurt without comfort
DNW ships: Ango/anyone besides Tasuku or his wife, Tasuku/anyone besides route characters Takeru, Towa, Ango, or Yael
General likes: humor, fluff, banter, accidentally romantic gestures, established relationship, domestic scenes, worldbuilding, family stuff (especially Tasuku's family)
Favorite ships: Tasuku/Takeru, Tasuku/Towa, Tasuku/Yael, Tasuku/Ango, Tasuku/Takeru/Towa, Tasuku & Fuuka, Takeru & Towa
Yes, give me fluff and alternative scenes before the end game because this game made me cry a bunch. Especially Takeru's route which I played first! Or give me backstory scenes that expand on the little bit of knowledge we know of other [redacted] relationships. Or give me post epilogue ideas.
Optional prompts are in the letter.

Letter:
https://ryulynn.dreamwidth.org/66179.html

Canon promo post: Lkyt.


CLAIMED - PH #199: Justice League International (Comics), Absolute Wonder Woman (DC Comics), Cheetah and Cheshire Rob the Justice League, Star Wars: Doctor Aphra (Comics)
Request 1 by saiditallbefore
Justice League International (Comics)
Characters: Tora Olafsdotter (Justice League International), Beatriz da Costa (Justice League International)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Likes: Femslash || Competency (being really good at Their Thing) || Outsider POV || Hurt/Comfort || Friends-to-Lovers || Enemies-to-Lovers || Families of Choice || Angst with a happy ending || Pretend dating or secretly dating || Happy or happy-for-now endings || Heists || Language barriers || Timeloops || Loyalty kink || Stranded together/forced to work together || Arranged marriage/political marriage/marriage of convenience || Stargazing || Kissing in the rain || Character studies and relationship studies || Genderbending male characters to female (of the "always a girl" variety) || Bondage || Phone sex || Dom/sub || Cunnilingus || Pain mixed with pleasure (intentional or unintentional) || Orgasm denial || Hate sex || Object insertion (vaginal only) || Nipple play || Spanking || Vaginal fisting
DNW: Unrequested on-screen character death || Unprompted crossovers or fusions || Levels of violence that are graphic or extreme beyond canon || Unrequested non-con (dub-con or non-con in requested scenarios is A-OK) || Brainwashing/mental horror || Focus on unrequested pairings || Breathplay || Anal sex || Homophobia || Focus on the breakup of canon relationships (please just say it didn't work out or it never happened; don't make a Big Thing about it) || Poetry
I am open to treats. Please see my letter for specific thoughts and prompts!

Letter:
https://saiditallbefore.dreamwidth.org/2025/10/23/

Request 2 by saiditallbefore
Absolute Wonder Woman (DC Comics)
Characters: Diana (Absolute Wonder Woman), Circe (Absolute Wonder Woman)
My gift must feature one or more of my chosen character tags (giver's choice)

Likes: Femslash || Competency (being really good at Their Thing) || Outsider POV || Hurt/Comfort || Friends-to-Lovers || Enemies-to-Lovers || Families of Choice || Angst with a happy ending || Pretend dating or secretly dating || Happy or happy-for-now endings || Heists || Language barriers || Timeloops || Loyalty kink || Stranded together/forced to work together || Arranged marriage/political marriage/marriage of convenience || Stargazing || Kissing in the rain || Character studies and relationship studies || Genderbending male characters to female (of the "always a girl" variety) || Bondage || Phone sex || Dom/sub || Cunnilingus || Pain mixed with pleasure (intentional or unintentional) || Orgasm denial || Hate sex || Object insertion (vaginal only) || Nipple play || Spanking || Vaginal fisting
DNW: Unrequested on-screen character death || Unprompted crossovers or fusions || Levels of violence that are graphic or extreme beyond canon || Unrequested non-con (dub-con or non-con in requested scenarios is A-OK) || Brainwashing/mental horror || Focus on unrequested pairings || Breathplay || Anal sex || Homophobia || Focus on the breakup of canon relationships (please just say it didn't work out or it never happened; don't make a Big Thing about it) || Poetry
I am open to treats. Please see my letter for specific thoughts and prompts!

Letter:
https://saiditallbefore.dreamwidth.org/2025/10/23/

Request 3 by saiditallbefore
Cheetah and Cheshire Rob the Justice League
Characters: Lian Harper (Cheetah and Cheshire), Barbara Minerva (Cheetah and Cheshire), Jade Nguyen (Cheetah and Cheshire)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags; or it may use exceptions I explain in the form

Likes: Femslash || Competency (being really good at Their Thing) || Outsider POV || Hurt/Comfort || Friends-to-Lovers || Enemies-to-Lovers || Families of Choice || Angst with a happy ending || Pretend dating or secretly dating || Happy or happy-for-now endings || Heists || Language barriers || Timeloops || Loyalty kink || Stranded together/forced to work together || Arranged marriage/political marriage/marriage of convenience || Stargazing || Kissing in the rain || Character studies and relationship studies || Genderbending male characters to female (of the "always a girl" variety) || Bondage || Phone sex || Dom/sub || Cunnilingus || Pain mixed with pleasure (intentional or unintentional) || Orgasm denial || Hate sex || Object insertion (vaginal only) || Nipple play || Spanking || Vaginal fisting
DNW: Unrequested on-screen character death || Unprompted crossovers or fusions || Levels of violence that are graphic or extreme beyond canon || Unrequested non-con (dub-con or non-con in requested scenarios is A-OK) || Brainwashing/mental horror || Focus on unrequested pairings || Breathplay || Anal sex || Homophobia || Focus on the breakup of canon relationships (please just say it didn't work out or it never happened; don't make a Big Thing about it) || Poetry
I am open to treats. Please see my letter for specific thoughts and prompts!

Letter:
https://saiditallbefore.dreamwidth.org/2025/10/23/

Request 4 by saiditallbefore
Star Wars: Doctor Aphra (Comics)
Characters: Chelli Lona Aphra (Star Wars: Doctor Aphra)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Likes: Femslash || Competency (being really good at Their Thing) || Outsider POV || Hurt/Comfort || Friends-to-Lovers || Enemies-to-Lovers || Families of Choice || Angst with a happy ending || Pretend dating or secretly dating || Happy or happy-for-now endings || Heists || Language barriers || Timeloops || Loyalty kink || Stranded together/forced to work together || Arranged marriage/political marriage/marriage of convenience || Stargazing || Kissing in the rain || Character studies and relationship studies || Genderbending male characters to female (of the "always a girl" variety) || Bondage || Phone sex || Dom/sub || Cunnilingus || Pain mixed with pleasure (intentional or unintentional) || Orgasm denial || Hate sex || Object insertion (vaginal only) || Nipple play || Spanking || Vaginal fisting
DNW: Unrequested on-screen character death || Unprompted crossovers or fusions || Levels of violence that are graphic or extreme beyond canon || Unrequested non-con (dub-con or non-con in requested scenarios is A-OK) || Brainwashing/mental horror || Focus on unrequested pairings || Breathplay || Anal sex || Homophobia || Focus on the breakup of canon relationships (please just say it didn't work out or it never happened; don't make a Big Thing about it) || Poetry
I am open to treats. Please see my letter for specific thoughts and prompts!

Letter:
https://saiditallbefore.dreamwidth.org/2025/10/23/


PH #200: DC vs. Vampires (DC Comics), No I'm not a Human (Video Game), Dread Weight (Video Game), The Troop - Nick Cutter
Request 1 by sarriathmg
DC vs. Vampires (DC Comics)
Characters: Dick Grayson (DC vs. Vampires), Koriand'r (DC vs. Vampires), Jason Todd (DC vs. Vampires), Hal Jordan (DC vs. Vampires)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags; or it may use exceptions I explain in the form

DC DNW:- Dick whump, hurt!Dick, comparing Dick’s trauma to Jason’s as if they’re equal (no mentioning Catalina, no implying that Dick's heart stopping in Forever Evil is equivalent to Jason's death etc.)
- Tim whump, hurt!Tim, mentions of Titan's Tower incident, implying Tim is a victim of any sort (when in doubt just don't write him)
- / ships for solo Jason (other than childhood noncon, Dick/Jay, and background canon ships)
- purely platonic Dick & Jay (“will they won’t they,” pre-slash both fine, but if they’re not shipped together I’d rather Dick be mean to Jason)
- reverse Robins or AUs where Jason and Dick's age difference is shortened significantly or reversed (if topic comes up Dick being 3+ yrs older is fine, but preferably their canon 6+ yrs)
- top!Jason, Jason being the only one who smokes or swears, Jason characterized as "illiterate/dumb"
- bottom Dick (when penetration is concerned, however oral is fine no matter who's receiving), sub/"subby" Dick
- Jason having facial scars or crooked features
- Jason being described as overly bulky or "big" (especially if he's Robin or pre/without Lazarus pit, then he should stay small)
- Dick being described as physically small or thin or weak or "feminine", exaggerating Dick and Jason's body size difference
- (if A/B/O) Dick being anything other than alpha
- Dick being characterized as a ray of sunshine, a self-sacrificing martyr, or is unsure and lacking self-confidence
- side/implied/potential pairings involving Dick unless it's clear he's the top and the "leading party" of that relationship; no side/past/potential Sladick
- Dick Grayson having prey features for animal features AUs
- Romani Dick
- focusing on Dick's ass, ass jokes
DNW-general:- discussing "social issues" (gender politics, racism etc.)
- Unrequested gender swap
- unrequested trans/ace headcanons
- Non-con when the victim stays unaroused (fine if orgasm/arousal is forced)
- Permanent non-canon character death or injury/mutilation for requested ships (fine for unrequested chars, for example feel free to kill off Bruce if he isn't requested)
- race change from canon (except Romani!Dick, which is a dnw)
- Raceplay
- xeno pronouns (“they/them” = great; “it/its” = great in a dehumanization/degradation context or to show how inhuman a character is; “xe/ze” = not these please)
- Spitting in mouth
- vomit kink
- weight gain
- food used in sex (things like hand feeding as a part of D/s relationship is fine, but no food going near places other than hands and mouth please)
- Religion being discussed as a major philosophical topic while presenting it as unironically positive (religious fanaticism/piety as character trait/period-typical religion is fine, just not the narration itself being "preachy").
Treats are welcome!
Dick with Jason, Hal, or Kory. Dick is the only required character, but I definitely don't mind more characters added as long as I get the sexy evil vampire Nightwing I crave. (Dick with his harem of willing and unwilling thralls? YES PLEASE)
Vampire King Dick is the best thing ever. He's so evil and ruthless and I just want to see him fuck everyone up and laugh while drinking their loved ones' blood out of a cup while sadistically taunting them. Tell me there wasn't sexual tension when he had dying Jason at his mercy and pulled off his mask, or a huge D/s undertone in his Lord/Lieutenant relationship with Hal. Or the part where he implied having Kory as a prisoner while using her blood as a temporary "cure" for signs of vampirism. Just want to see Dick as a dominant, totally remorseless vampire villain who you want to hate but also can't help but be enthralled by because "sexy vampires" and stuff.
Kinda into any kind of kinky scenario where Dick keeps Jason or Kory prisoner as unturned blood cows/sex toys, or Hal being a good little submissive vampire servant, or Jason being a good little submissive vampire servant in a world where Dick turns him. Of course if shippy/NSFW isn't your thing I'm just really into Dick being a demanding vampire lord in general so him basically commanding Jason or Hal or keeping Kory as a prisoner with heavy seductive undertones would be awesome too.
Evil Dick and top Dick (if you want to go shippy at all) only please. I have a huge squick with fanon's obsession with whumping Dick Grayson and bottom Dick so that's the only thing I ask. That includes things like typically OOC "bottom" traits (see DNW breakdown). Also, Jason is my blorbo so if you're writing him, please don't write him as ugly or dumb or "always bad" (turning bad from vampirism is very good however!).

Letter:
https://sarriathmg.dreamwidth.org/24719.html

Request 2 by sarriathmg
No I'm not a Human (Video Game)
Characters: Protagonist (No I'm not a Human), Widowed Woman (No I'm not a Human), Neighbor's Daughter (No I'm not a Human)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags; or it may use exceptions I explain in the form

DNW-general:- Unrequested gender swap
- unrequested trans/ace headcanons
- race change from canon
- Raceplay
- xeno pronouns (“they/them” = great; “it/its” = great in a dehumanization/degradation context or to show how inhuman a character is; “xe/ze” = not these please)
- Spitting in mouth
- vomit kink
- weight gain
- food used in sex (things like hand feeding as a part of D/s relationship is fine, but no food going near places other than hands and mouth please)
Would love worldbuilding or something that tells me more about the characters.
The full game gave us a lot of info on what exactly caused the visitors, but there’s still a lot we don’t know. Why is the pale man so in control while the cashier girl so lost? Are there different kinds of visitors? Are the visitors caused by fungus or the bug in the ears? Are they revived from the dead? Are some of them more “original” or “powerful” than the others? Do they really wear human skin (other than the pale man, the old granny also has a face that droops the longer you speak to her)? And how do the sun and FEMA play into all of this?
Are the visitors like vampires—risen from the dead, can’t enter without an invitation, and anyone can become one?
You don’t have to include all the requested characters, but please include the Protagonist.
The protagonist—his backstory is so intriguing. I want to know more. I want to know why he’s the way he is—lonely and borderline suicidal, but has to learn to open his heart for his guests. One thing the game really left me wanting is that there isn’t a single ending that’s objectively “good.” No… I didn’t really like the death ending in which we assume the Protagonist just… died. I’d love to see your take on a “good ending” in which the Protagonist not only survives but… is grateful that he does. Maybe with some of the guests being his found family. Perhaps he ends up fulfilling the neighbor’s last wish and adopts his daughter (damaged man reluctantly adopting an orphaned child is one of my all-time favorite tropes!). Or forming a bond with the widow and raising the neighbor’s daughter with her?
Other guests—not all listed, but I’d also love to learn more about any of the other guests that you find interesting.
I also find the demon baby ending really creepy and would love the backstory of the seductive woman and the cult.
Since only a few characters have canonical names, I’d love for you to come up with names for characters who don’t, but would prefer them to be other Eastern European names to fit with the setting.

Letter:
https://sarriathmg.dreamwidth.org/24719.html

Request 3 by sarriathmg
Dread Weight (Video Game)
Characters: Kurt (Dread Weight), Dimitri (Dread Weight), Protagonist (Dread Weight)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags; or it may use exceptions I explain in the form

DNW-general:- real-life politics (for this canon, it's fine to touch on politics, but if you do, I prefer that you either don't mention specific historical leaders' names or events, or just make up fictional names for them)
- Unrequested gender swap
- unrequested trans/ace headcanons
- Non-con when the victim stays unaroused (fine if orgasm/arousal is forced)
- Permanent non-canon character death or injury/mutilation for requested ships
- race change from canon
- Raceplay
- xeno pronouns (“they/them” = great; “it/its” = great in a dehumanization/degradation context or to show how inhuman a character is; “xe/ze” = not these please)
- Spitting in mouth
- vomit kink
- weight gain
- food used in sex (things like hand feeding as a part of D/s relationship is fine, but no food going near places other than hands and mouth please)
Can be Dimitri &/ Kurt; Dimitri &/ Protagonist; Kurt &/ Protagonist; OR Dimitri &/ Kurt &/ Protagonist. I'd really really love for this to be either romantic, sexual, or something similar, no matter which character group you're picking. But if that's really not your thing, that's fine, I just really want to see these characters! I have a slight preference for plot focus rather than platonic relationship focus if romance/smut is off the table.
I'll admit, I haven't played the game hands-on, only watched numerous playthrough videos of it. I think I've seen all the routes, however, so I should understand whichever detail you want to focus on. What I like about the relationships from this game is that... they're all kinda fucked up? Kurt's manipulation of everyone around him; Dimitri being a doctor who wants to do good but is inexcusable in enabling Kurt's evil deeds (possibly blinded by love?); the Protagonist being the player character connecting the most with us but ends up revealing as an enforcer of a tyrannical regime... Messy feelings and fucked up power dynamics all around!!! Kurt keeping Dimitri by his side using sweet talk but holds unspoken power over him; Kurt being all around creepy and fucked up with Protagonist when she lost her memories (I think the whole non-consensual mind/body modification alone is a HUGE assault on someone's person); Dimitri trauma bonding with the Protagonist over Kurt's manipulations... Or put them together, have Dimitri bonding with Protagonist only for Kurt to discover them and punish them both, or let Kurt be at their mercy. Going darker: Kurt forcing them into doing things they aren't comfortable with as punishment, or something with an unbalanced V-type relationship where Kurt clearly prefers one of them but keeps the other around anyway just to be cruel.
Other random ideas:
- anything similar to the Dimitri ending (possibly without the deaths?) where they successfully run away together (whether in a romantic way or not)
- I kept having thoughts about Kurt sexually assaulting the protagonist what with undressing in front of her and sleeping in her bed... but I'd also love to see more of the Anime-esque "bastard boyfriend" trope where he essentially tortures her (traps her in a toxic relationship) even though he's written as the pretty boy male love interest stereotype
- Kurt and Dimitri's backstory, how they got together, etc. I see their relationship being a bit more consensual than the above, but I will never say no to noncon either, especially with how fucked up Kurt is.
- Kurt arrested by Protagonist ending: the potential ramifications of that. Also I get really excited thinking about a Protagonist with her memories back giving Kurt a taste of his own medicine. Her torturing Kurt (whether in a kinky way or not) for information or for what he'd done would be great, as does a wider look at the people she works for and the attempt at recreating Kurt's brand of immortality
- something gen (or not so gen) horror involving Kurt's fate or Dimitri crawling inside the mansion walls would be GREAT
For Protagonist (if you're including her), I'm fine with any OC name you want to give her as long as it's reasonably believable for a female character with an Eastern European-esque background. I'm also fine with either second or third-person narration with her as long as it's not literally readerfic (no stuff like y/n or deliberating involving the reader, just treat her as her own character please.)

Letter:
https://sarriathmg.dreamwidth.org/24719.html

Request 4 by sarriathmg
The Troop - Nick Cutter
Characters: Newton Thornton (The Troop - Nick Cutter), Max Kirkwood (The Troop - Nick Cutter)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

DNW-general:- underage human/human sex for this canon (parasitic erotic horror involving underage characters, with canon-typical body horror elements, is welcome for this canon! eg. mpreg with worms)
- discussing "social issues" (gender politics, racism etc.)
- Unrequested gender swap
- unrequested trans/ace headcanons
- race change from canon
- xeno pronouns (“they/them” = great; “it/its” = great in a dehumanization/degradation context or to show how inhuman a character is; “xe/ze” = not these please)
- food used in sex (things like hand feeding as a part of D/s relationship is fine, but no food going near places other than hands and mouth please)
- Religion being discussed as a major philosophical topic while presenting it as unironically positive (religious fanaticism/piety as character trait/period-typical religion is fine, just not the narration itself being "preachy").
I’m a sucker for stories where the trauma that characters face is treated with care. The middle of the book nearly lost me, but the ending pulled me back full force!
Damn! I was hoping for Newton to survive, but I can’t complain that it ended up being Max. The chapter dedicated to his lasting trauma is sad but so well done that I can even forgive the turtle scene. I really want to see some form of happy ending where both boys survive and grow into adulthood, or just anything that’s less sad than the canon ending. And what about the aftermath? How would Newton corroborate with Max’s version of events? How would the parents cope? Would the two surviving boys form some kind of a trauma bond? Max/Newton is just as good as Max & Newton, so gimme shippy or gen content, I love them both!
I also love dark shit and the body horror of this book, especially when the worms are making Shelley believe that he’s pregnant and must now protect his “babies.” That’s both fucked up and has a… strange erotic undertone that makes you kinda uncomfortable. I love body horror, especially the type when a foreign parasitic entity is rewiring someone’s brain or modifying their body, severing their identity and making them into tools for the entity’s procreation. I like Shelley’s psychopathic creepiness as well as the scifi horror of the worms. Gimme something creepy, if you’d like! I’d love to see whump in which Shelley gets his hands (or the worms make him get his hands) on Max or Newton or both. Torturing them or making them into hosts just like Shelley. No happy ending is required for this, especially if you want to fully embrace the horror!

Letter:
https://sarriathmg.dreamwidth.org/24719.html

Canon promo post: Dread Weight (Video Game)


CLAIMED - PH #208: Eastern Promises (2007), Kindred: The Embraced, Coriolanus (2011), Amadeus (1984), Sicario (Movies)
Request 1 by saturnina
Eastern Promises (2007)
Characters: Anna Khitrova, Nikolai Luzhin
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Hi there, thank you so much for writing me a fic! I hope the information below will help you in your creative process. I am generally very open about my requests so don't let the optional details shackle you. Just mind the DNWs. TREATS ARE WELCOME!
LIKES: Angst (both light and heavy) • Hurt and comfort (any type) • Forced proximity • Pining • Banter • First times (meeting, kiss, sex etc.) • Character studies and introspection • Mildly dark fics (just mind the DNWs) • Sexual/Emotional Tension (Resolved and Unresolved) • Mild D/s dynamics (can be non-sexual) • Possessive behaviour • Canon divergence and Fix-It • Prequels to canon • Missing Scenes • Enemies to friends to lovers (doesn't have to follow this order) • Falling in love/lust unexpectedly • Slow burn • Conflicting/ambiguous desires (love but hates, wants but can’t have, etc.)
DNWs: Rape and violent sex (dub-con is 100% fine though) • Gore, vore, snuff, scat, necrophilia • Graphic canon-atypical violence/torture (mentions of it are perfectly fine if it's a canon-typical element, just don’t make it the centrepiece) • AUs in general, aside from canon divergence and fix-it • Underage (keep it 17yo+) • Character bashing
Character Exceptions & Optional Details:
I love Eastern Promises! Nikolai is such an intriguing character, there is just so much about him we… don't know. I also love the way his and Anna’s connection develops, even though it never becomes fully romantic in the film. So any story exploring their relationship, either canon compliant, post-canon or divergent AU, are welcome. I personally love shippy fics, but you are free to make it Gen if it makes more sense to you. Regarding Kirill, you can definitely add him to the story if you want, as long as it doesn’t focus too much on him.

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Request 2 by saturnina
Kindred: The Embraced
Characters: Julian Luna, Frank Kohanek
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Hi there, thank you so much for writing me a fic! I hope the information below will help you in your creative process. I am generally very open about my requests so don't let the optional details shackle you. Just mind the DNWs. TREATS ARE WELCOME!
LIKES: Angst (both light and heavy) • Hurt and comfort (any type) • Forced proximity • Pining • Banter • First times (meeting, kiss, sex etc.) • Character studies and introspection • Mildly dark fics (just mind the DNWs) • Sexual/Emotional Tension (Resolved and Unresolved) • Mild D/s dynamics (can be non-sexual) • Possessive behaviour • Canon divergence and Fix-It • Prequels to canon • Missing Scenes • Enemies to friends to lovers (doesn't have to follow this order) • Falling in love/lust unexpectedly • Slow burn • Conflicting/ambiguous desires (love but hates, wants but can’t have, etc.)
DNWs: Rape and violent sex (dub-con is 100% fine though) • Gore, vore, snuff, scat, necrophilia • Graphic canon-atypical violence/torture (mentions of it are perfectly fine if it's a canon-typical element, just don’t make it the centrepiece) • AUs in general, aside from canon divergence and fix-it • Underage (keep it 17yo+) • Character bashing
Character Exceptions & Optional Details:
I re-watched Kindred: The Embraced this year and I felt like Frank and Julian’s relationship never really got the deepening it deserved. I mean… they interact in the first episodes, come to an agreement (something that sort of defies The Masquerade, right?), Julian actually puts Kohanek under his protection and after that… not much else happens between them. So I’d love a fic that could fill in the gaps, or expand the canon in this regard. I like shippy, but non-shippy is just as good. Ah, and because it involves vampires, bloodplay is fine too.

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Request 3 by saturnina
Coriolanus (2011)
Characters: Tullus Aufidius (Coriolanus 2011), Caius Martius | Coriolanus (Coriolanus 2011)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Hi there, thank you so much for writing me a fic! I hope the information below will help you in your creative process. I am generally very open about my requests so don't let the optional details shackle you. Just mind the DNWs. TREATS ARE WELCOME!
LIKES: Angst (both light and heavy) • Hurt and comfort (any type) • Forced proximity • Pining • Banter • First times (meeting, kiss, sex etc.) • Character studies and introspection • Mildly dark fics (just mind the DNWs) • Sexual/Emotional Tension (Resolved and Unresolved) • Mild D/s dynamics (can be non-sexual) • Possessive behaviour • Canon divergence and Fix-It • Prequels to canon • Missing Scenes • Enemies to friends to lovers (doesn't have to follow this order) • Falling in love/lust unexpectedly • Slow burn • Conflicting/ambiguous desires (love but hates, wants but can’t have, etc.)
DNWs: Rape and violent sex (dub-con is 100% fine though) • Gore, vore, snuff, scat, necrophilia • Graphic canon-atypical violence/torture (mentions of it are perfectly fine if it's a canon-typical element, just don’t make it the centrepiece) • AUs in general, aside from canon divergence and fix-it • Underage (keep it 17yo+) • Character bashing
Character Exceptions & Optional Details:
Ralph Fiennes, Gerard Butler and Shakespearean tragedy. What more can we ask for? I love the modern twist this film gave to the Shakespeare's original play and now I want more of Aufidius & Coriolanus together. Anything goes (I'm all in for shippy, or whatever it can possibly be for these two), really, just avoid the DNWs. By the way, you can take elements from the original play if you like, but I prefer that the fic focuses on the movie-verse.

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Request 4 by saturnina
Amadeus (1984)
Characters: Antonio Salieri (Amadeus), Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (Amadeus 1984)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Hi there, thank you so much for writing me a fic! I hope the information below will help you in your creative process. I am generally very open about my requests so don't let the optional details shackle you. Just mind the DNWs. TREATS ARE WELCOME!
LIKES: Angst (both light and heavy) • Hurt and comfort (any type) • Forced proximity • Pining • Banter • First times (meeting, kiss, sex etc.) • Character studies and introspection • Mildly dark fics (just mind the DNWs) • Sexual/Emotional Tension (Resolved and Unresolved) • Mild D/s dynamics (can be non-sexual) • Possessive behaviour • Canon divergence and Fix-It • Prequels to canon • Missing Scenes • Enemies to friends to lovers (doesn't have to follow this order) • Falling in love/lust unexpectedly • Slow burn • Conflicting/ambiguous desires (love but hates, wants but can’t have, etc.)
DNWs: Rape and violent sex (dub-con is 100% fine though) • Gore, vore, snuff, scat, necrophilia • Graphic canon-atypical violence/torture (mentions of it are perfectly fine if it's a canon-typical element, just don’t make it the centrepiece) • AUs in general, aside from canon divergence and fix-it • Underage (keep it 17yo+) • Character bashing
Character Exceptions & Optional Details:
I just love Amadeus, and anything that expores Wolfie and Salieri's complicated dynamic is welcome. I won't lie, I love them as a pairing, from the most AU-ish fluff to hatesex. I especially love the idea that Salieri's love language is jealousy, and also of Wolfie giving him trouble and testing his patience. Whump!Mozart having to rely on Salieri is also a nice one. Or Salieri actually missing Mozart after he's gone (or some afterlife interaction). Anyway, feel free to explore it as you wish. Is pairing is a big no-no for you, a Gen fic is just fine!

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Request 5 by saturnina
Sicario (Movies)
Characters: Alejandro Gillick, Matt Graver
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Hi there, thank you so much for writing me a fic! I hope the information below will help you in your creative process. I am generally very open about my requests so don't let the optional details shackle you. Just mind the DNWs. TREATS ARE WELCOME!
LIKES: Angst (both light and heavy) • Hurt and comfort (any type) • Forced proximity • Pining • Banter • First times (meeting, kiss, sex etc.) • Character studies and introspection • Mildly dark fics (just mind the DNWs) • Sexual/Emotional Tension (Resolved and Unresolved) • Mild D/s dynamics (can be non-sexual) • Possessive behaviour • Canon divergence and Fix-It • Prequels to canon • Missing Scenes • Enemies to friends to lovers (doesn't have to follow this order) • Falling in love/lust unexpectedly • Slow burn • Conflicting/ambiguous desires (love but hates, wants but can’t have, etc.)
DNWs: Rape and violent sex (dub-con is 100% fine though) • Gore, vore, snuff, scat, necrophilia • Graphic canon-atypical violence/torture (mentions of it are perfectly fine if it's a canon-typical element, just don’t make it the centrepiece) • AUs in general, aside from canon divergence and fix-it • Underage (keep it 17yo+) • Character bashing
Character Exceptions & Optional Details:
This is another film I love and when it comes to Alejandro and Matt… anything goes for me! Shippy or not shippy, I would love to see more of their dynamic, the strange friendship (?) between them. Feel free to explore back stories, missing scenes, character study, after-canon possibilities… You can focus on any of the two films as well. If you want to include Kate (from the first film), that’s alright too because I really like her character, as long as the focus is on Matt and Alejandro’s… thing. Whatever that thing might be. I understand the films are very violent and it’s ok to include it in the story as long as it’s not too graphic (like, really gorey descriptions). Shippy is always a plus but never a must.

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CLAIMED - PH #211: พิพิธภัณฑ์รัตติกาล | Midnight Museum (TV), PEBACA Concert RPF, Gåsmamman (TV), Young Royals (TV 2021) RPF, Warchild Series - Karin Lowachee
Request 1 by phnelt
พิพิธภัณฑ์รัตติกาล | Midnight Museum (TV)
Characters: Khatha (Midnight Museum)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

This show was bananananas and I love it. Every episode a wilder explanation of what was going on than the last. I've requested Khatha alone because I'm fascinated by him but I'd love a fic that includes Chan or Dome, or if you wanted, Boon. The Boon Khatha Chan love triangle is very juicy and the idea that they've both just been living in the world, both trying to live up to Chan's legacy, is a lot.
What I liked best about the show is the strong interpersonal relationships and the really cool worldbuilding and I'd love to see more of that. I'm a believer that when Khatha asked Chan to be brothers he was doing a romantic confession and using the strongest language he could, like saying hey I want to be bonded forever. Anything that talks about their relationship and its legacy would be really cool
Prompts:
- Immortal Khatha training montage! We know that he heals when he's on museum ground, how did he figure that out? I'm also presuming he did a Bruce Wayne style travel the world and learn all about cursed artifacts and also learn languages and martial arts and stuff. All of that would be cool to read about
- Chan and Khatha and their years together before Chan got into the village healing business. Just the two outcasts against the world. Sweet times of them swimming in lakes and making out under waterfalls, pointing out constellations. And difficult moments of them avoiding others, figuring out food. Anything about them during that time
- Post-canon Khatha and Dome. He went through time and space to find him, we need that sequel. How do they get back? Do they get back. Are they both immortal beings with cosmic powers? Maybe it's a historical fic set during wwii with them trying to avoid getting discovered but getting entangled in things anyway - love a reluctant hero situation. Maybe they get back to the future and its about them re-learning each other and taking down Boon.
- Khatha/Chan/Dome. How does it happen? Dealer's choice. Maybe there's more time shenanigans, maybe Chan didn't really die to break the curse and he's just about, maybe they hop a dimension who knows, this canon allows for many possibilities. I just think it would be SO fraught and sexy. Dome who hasn't been betrayed and his honest love, Chan with the knowledge of Khatha and the complexity and the devotion, and Khatha who presumably is the most turned on a person could possibly be and ALSO has angst and stuff. Bonus if Khatha is worried that he's projecting his feelings about Chan onto Dome and then this threesome teaches him that he really, really isn't
- sex! magic! This canon needs so many sex magic fics. Where's the fuck or die pollen, where's the possessed locket that forces proximity until they have sex. Please write me an elaborate sex ritual that has to be done to uncurse an artifact. Ooh maybe it needs a virgin and Dome is the only one. We had Dome tied to a table and no one had a dubconny orgasm out of it, this is a crime. Maybe it's part of Khatha's training montage where he has to learn the various sex arcane techniques... maybe he has to teach them to someone else
DNWs: choking | sex, kink play, strong pda in front of family members or children | pet play | kinks involving bodily fluids other than spit or semen | size shaming or humiliation play abt that | daddy kink | extended kink negotiation | world changing AUs (canon divergence is fine) | referring to Khaotung as Khao | unrequested identity headcanons | poly where a couple adds a third (any relationship where the phrase 'we want to date you' could be applied) | age regression/de-aging | vampires, serial killers, assassins, etc. | family members shipping other family members | incest | cops | deadnaming | CEOs, ceo fantasies | ex bashing | shovel talks

Letter:
https://phnelt.dreamwidth.org/33297.html

Request 2 by phnelt
PEBACA Concert RPF
Characters: Gun Atthaphan Phunsawat (PEBACA Concert RPF)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I'm happy to feature a story about Gun alone or in a ship. I like OffGun, TayGun, and OffGunTay. If you want to include New, Krist, Singto or any other GMM members, please feel free!
 
OffGun prompts:
- fic centred on Off's breakup with Mook. What did that do to the dynamic? Also Gun is in interviews saying he was having a hard time with people gossiping about him, I'd be interested in seeing that explored
- I love the narrative of Off opening up to Gun so anything about that. A moment where Off decided to change, 5x Gun reached for Off and 1x Off did, a time when Gun thought about ending their CP
- Gun being anxious or nervous at events and how Off has a routine for him or a system or whatever I just love knowledge and intimacy and being partners
- so Off was different in private with Gun... let's take that all the way. Prompt where they're hooking up but in public Off acts like Gun's touch is a burden AND they're having to perform boyfriendness. You cannot go too angsty with this, I loved theory of love, I like only friends, I wanna be miserable. Or funny if you prefer! But just the various mental loop de loops going on. Eventual happy ending pls pls
- Off and Gun covering for each other's secret dating lives. Maybe they make alibis for each other? And then Off realises actually, maybe he doesn't want to be keeping track of Gun's dating life to help cover it maybe he'd like to be part of that dating life!
- Off needing comfort after the big scene where Black beats up Sean, maybe him dealing with how hard it was for someone with Gun's face to look at him like that
- Off getting character bleed from playing Rome during Our Skyy and dealing with how he looks at Gun differently now
- the first time Gun called Off Papii and how he reacted
- 5 secret gestures they use to communicate in public
 
TayGun are sooooo 😵
They need to be snuggling or they will perish. I love how whipped Tay is. Like he was roasting Off's bag and then Gun said actually that's my bag and Tay IMMEDIATELY said oh that's a cute bag. Like oh my god. They've known each other almost as long as Off has known Gun, Tay was there at the dedication ceremony for Puppy Honey and Kiss the Series.
Things about TayGun that are very juicy to me
- Off and Tay were roommates and really close friends. The idea of introducing your friend to your fake boyfriend and then them becoming real boyfriends... the emotional experience of your friend realising they like someone else more than you... the tension of the fake boyfriend v secret real boyfriend + friendship. But it's good, isn't it? To have everything be tangled up in people you like and trust already
- The way when people were hashtagging KristGun Krist basically stopped being in frame with Gun but when people called out Tay for snuggling with Gun he was like SHUT UP IM GONNA HUG HIM HARDER
- the way Gun and Tay are magnetically connected to each other
- Gun going to visit Tay's grandma and sitting and hanging out with her for hours
- Tay participating in the shipping of OffGun. Most of the 'best' OffGun moments were documented by Tay. The idea of a romantic partner supporting their babe's career by framing them as romantic with someone else
- PET
- WHEN IM PET I HAVE TO DO WHAT HE SAYS
- IM PRETTY SURE HE LET GUN BE OWNER WHENEVER HE WANTED
- Tay reads self-help books and instagrams Sarah McLachlan lyrics and Gun goes out and pops his pussy every Saturday, their mixture of vibes
DNWs: choking | sex, kink play, strong pda in front of family members or children | pet play | kinks involving bodily fluids other than spit or semen | size shaming or humiliation play abt that | daddy kink | extended kink negotiation | world changing AUs (canon divergence is fine) | referring to Khaotung as Khao | unrequested identity headcanons | poly where a couple adds a third (any relationship where the phrase 'we want to date you' could be applied) | age regression/de-aging | vampires, serial killers, assassins, etc. | family members shipping other family members | incest | cops | deadnaming | CEOs, ceo fantasies | ex bashing | shovel talks

Letter:
https://phnelt.dreamwidth.org/33297.html

Request 3 by phnelt
Gåsmamman (TV)
Characters: Linus Ek
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

I've seen epilogen pt 2!
I'm happy to receive fic about Linus and any of the other nominated characters but I'm particularly interested in Tanja. I'm really sad she died! I think their relationship was so interesting. I'm especially interested in a scenario where she survived and was hiding out in that house in s6 while they were under siege. The other partners were like this is messed up!! and scary!!! and I just think Tanja would have had a different perspective on that. She's been in that world longer and is no questions ride or die for the dangerous things Linus was doing. I'd love to see her have an in-law dinner with Sonja.
I'm also interested in his relationship with Emil, the kind of honorary uncle who is like pleeeeeeease stop doing crimes. Especially in some of those earlier periods; like Linus totally stole that scooter and Emil was like he's a good kid let him off. Like what was going on with them. Man is so beleagured. And after Linus stopped trusting the family (but still showed up) he clearly still trusted Emil.
Aside from that, I'd like anything about Linus. He has the worst time in that show--and that's tough competition considering everything that happens. I'm happy to see that continue. Or give him a nice day.
DNWs: choking | sex, kink play, strong pda in front of family members or children | pet play | kinks involving bodily fluids other than spit or semen | size shaming or humiliation play abt that | daddy kink | extended kink negotiation | world changing AUs (canon divergence is fine) | referring to Khaotung as Khao | unrequested identity headcanons | poly where a couple adds a third (any relationship where the phrase 'we want to date you' could be applied) | age regression/de-aging | vampires, serial killers, assassins, etc. | family members shipping other family members | incest | cops | deadnaming | CEOs, ceo fantasies | ex bashing | shovel talks

Letter:
https://phnelt.dreamwidth.org/33297.html

Request 4 by phnelt
Young Royals (TV 2021) RPF
Characters: Edvin Ryding (Young Royals RPF), Omar Rudberg (Young Royals RPF)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

London rewired my brain and I ship them. I have written for them on my ao3 as Rioana if you are curious to some of my takes. What I love about Edmar is the way they take turns supporting each other in different areas. Edvin helped Omar be comfortable acting on camera, Omar helped Edvin learn to navigate fame, Edvin learned from Omar about running a business, now Edvin supports Omar in that business (that they CO-OWN). They are both incredible in their spheres and still growing! And they'll always be the guys that got famous together; that's an incredible bond. No one can know what that was like but them.
I love that being in YR helped Omar feel more comfortable expressing himself and his sexuality, especially after feeling internalised shame and struggling with it for ages. I'd be interested in seeing that more explored.
In general, I would prefer if Edvin didn't fall into a clueless straight boy trope.
Prompts:
- navigating long distance. They're both all over the map (literal) how do they connect with each other? Feel free to take this angsty or sweet
- 5 joint vacations edmar went on
- similar vein, 5 major accomplishments they supported each other in (edvin's first oscar, omar's first arena show, let's get omar that EGOT)
- songwriting session with Edvin hanging out and soaking it up
- BEACH TRIP. let's get omar in the OCEAN
- i always say that one day they'll be like ian mckellan and patrick stewart and still besties in their 70s so like gimme that old man hang, has omar learned how to take a shot yet
DNWs: choking | sex, kink play, strong pda in front of family members or children | pet play | kinks involving bodily fluids other than spit or semen | size shaming or humiliation play abt that | daddy kink | extended kink negotiation | world changing AUs (canon divergence is fine) | referring to Khaotung as Khao | unrequested identity headcanons | poly where a couple adds a third (any relationship where the phrase 'we want to date you' could be applied) | age regression/de-aging | vampires, serial killers, assassins, etc. | family members shipping other family members | incest | cops | deadnaming | CEOs, ceo fantasies | ex bashing | shovel talks

Letter:
https://phnelt.dreamwidth.org/33297.html

Request 5 by phnelt
Warchild Series - Karin Lowachee
Characters: Jos Musey, Evan D'Silva
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

otp of my LIFE. They are homeship to each other. Evan tried to stay behind with Jos. Jos is ready at all times to defend Evan with his life. I have not and will never be normal about their level of devotion and codependency.
prompts:
- Any whump scenario where Evan is in danger and Jos saves him. Die Hard scenario where the negotiation meeting they're at gets taken hostage and Jos crawls through the vents to rescue him. Evan gets kidnapped for leverage against Jos and Jos is like I have a particular set of skills, I will find you and I will kill you. There's a jet hazing ritual of some kind and jos goes ballistic. I've always regretted so much that we never got the scene in warchild where Jos goes and finds the jets who beat up Evan and ruins their day i want it x1000. Bonus points if afterwards Evan washes the blood out of Jos' knuckles
- station shoreleave where they get a whole bunch of random street vendor food to try. just like uncomplicated joy and fun and both of them being able to be open with each other in a way they can't with others and sharing reference points
- you know that scene where even sleeps with a stressed out jos and then jos freaks out later? what if they get to the place where they both like the nighttime bunkmate sleeping together thing. maybe evan has nightmares
- listen. if you're up for some increased intimacy between them i am also. i think they could both do with some being treated with care and recontextualising their bodies. esp since the newer novellas have jos doing some kissing
when it comes to Ryan, I'm happy ignoring anything that isn't in the main trilogy, or having him on the side, or as a friend. If you can make some convoluted proxy fucking thing work too I'm fine with that as well, but I'd prefer a fic that focuses on Jos and Evan.
DNWs: choking | sex, kink play, strong pda in front of family members or children | pet play | kinks involving bodily fluids other than spit or semen | size shaming or humiliation play abt that | daddy kink | extended kink negotiation | world changing AUs (canon divergence is fine) | unrequested identity headcanons | poly where a couple adds a third (any relationship where the phrase 'we want to date you' could be applied) | age regression/de-aging | vampires, serial killers, assassins, etc. | family members shipping other family members | incest | cops | deadnaming | CEOs, ceo fantasies | ex bashing | shovel talks

Letter:
https://phnelt.dreamwidth.org/33297.html


CLAIMED - PH #212: 黑社會 | Election (Movies), Flight of the Intruder (1991), See No Evil Hear No Evil (1989)
Request 1 by galerian_ash
黑社會 | Election (Movies)
Characters: Jimmy Lee (Election Movies), Fei Gei | Jet (Election Movies)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Please see my letter for details! ♥
DNWs: Anything sad involving animals (death, cruelty, etc.), requested characters dying or getting a serious illness, infidelity, polyamory, open relationships, crossovers, AUs, meta, crack, focus on social/religious/political issues, mentions of kidneys or seizures.

Letter:
https://galerian-ash.dreamwidth.org/59616.html

Request 2 by galerian_ash
Flight of the Intruder (1991)
Characters: Jake Grafton, Virgil Cole (Flight of the Intruder)
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Please see my letter for details! ♥
DNWs: Anything sad involving animals (death, cruelty, etc.), requested characters dying or getting a serious illness, infidelity, polyamory, open relationships, crossovers, AUs, meta, crack, focus on social/religious/political issues, mentions of kidneys or seizures.

Letter:
https://galerian-ash.dreamwidth.org/59616.html

Request 3 by galerian_ash
See No Evil Hear No Evil (1989)
Characters: David Lyons (See No Evil Hear No Evil), Wally Karew
My gift must feature all of my chosen character tags (if 0: any from tag set)

Please see my letter for details! ♥
DNWs: Anything sad involving animals (death, cruelty, etc.), requested characters dying or getting a serious illness, infidelity, polyamory, open relationships, crossovers, AUs, meta, crack, focus on social/religious/political issues, mentions of kidneys or seizures.

Letter:
https://galerian-ash.dreamwidth.org/59616.html
FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-12-18 12:00 pm

Christmas party guest is gifted 25 cans of green beans in White Elephant exchange: 'Everyone did gre

Posted by Remy Millisky

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade, but what should you do when handed 25 cans of green beans?

As the recipient of a White Elephant gag gift who is watching everyone else open proper presents, you may be entitled to compensation. It's just not fair! You put in the effort to get a good gift for the event — some people at this White Elephant exchange got things like candle warmers and mini blenders — while some folks just choose a goofy present. They'll pick something that's not really useful, or that's just lazy, and they'll toss it in a box for the gift exchange. 

This person got 25 cans of green beans, and all other issues aside, that definitely doesn't meet the gifting dollar minimum, I'm sure. If other people were giving out small electronics and stuff, they should've been giving at least 50 cans of beans to reach that amount! It's a shame they didn't vary the veggies a bit: if this person had gotten a nice mix of canned foods, they could make a stew or something. But having 25 cans worth of green beans to consume is enough to make anyone avoid that particular food. 

Luckily, this person turned their bad gift into a generous gift for those who are less fortunate by donating it. Let's hope some good karma comes to them during the next White Elephant exchange… should they ever choose to participate in one again. 

falena: Jaye from Wonderfalls saying "I might be clinically insane" (clinically insane)
språkspion ([personal profile] falena) wrote2025-12-18 10:00 pm

Rec-cember Day 17: Wonderfalls

Wonderfalls was a quirky, short-lived TV series about a twenty-something philosophy grad working a dead-end retail job in a souvenir shop in Niagara falls. Jaye is smart and ironic and damaged and has a meddling family. One day animal-shaped inanimate objects start talking to her, asking her to do things. The show is hilarious.

Here are some fic that do the tricky job of preserving the showw's humour and heart while letting us spend more time with these characters.

Homing Pigeon by [archiveofourown.org profile] ospery_archer. 7K words. Jaye hated losing arguments with inanimate objects. Especially when they got the last word by burning her trailer down, and her car with it.

Hot Duck by Yochan. 1.7K words.Jaye truly started hating life when her vibrator spoke up over the sound of the water rushing in her tiny shower. Now, not only was she well and truly crazy, the devil knew she owned a vibrator shaped like Ernie's rubber duckie.

I Wonder Why The Wonder Falls On Me by [archiveofourown.org profile] Zanne. 9K words. Crossover with Supernatural. Dean and Sam meet Jaye. Lolol.Surrender to Destiny" is a terrible catchphrase.

An now a festive gem: Jolly by [archiveofourown.org profile] Fox1013 1.8K. "I don't do festive," Jaye said. "It's like asking Mickey Mouse to do a striptease. It makes everyone uncomfortable."

The Pitt

Since on Day 16 I recced a threesome, I thought I might do another one: 86 Days, 87 Nights. 24 K. Robby/Abbot/Samira. There's lots of plot. Which makes sense as it's a fic that could be best described as Lost meets The Pitt. Fantastic.

extrapenguin: A man happily leans into another man's embrace, surrounded by hearts. (weilan cuddle)
ExtraPenguin ([personal profile] extrapenguin) wrote in [community profile] sid_guardian2025-12-18 08:30 pm
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Guardian Pinch Hit for Fandom Mixtape!

[community profile] fandommixtapeex is an 18+ multi-fandom exchange using songs as work prompts. It has a bunch of post-deadline pinch hits, one of which is 100% Guardian! (镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018) RPF, 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018), 镇魂 | Guardian - priest). The due date is December 28th, 2025 at 10pm EDT. To claim, go to the linked post, and comment with
* The number and/or username of the pinch hit you would like to pick up
* Your ao3 username
* An email where the mod can reach you

Fanfiction should be at least 1000 words, and wholly created for the event. Fanart should be a complete artwork on unlined paper. Podfic should be of an existing work that is at least 1000 words, or a new recording of a work written by the creator that is at least 500 words.
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Glittery ([personal profile] glitteryv) wrote2025-12-18 01:52 pm
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A somewhat belated book post

For whatever reason, I was super sure I'd already posted this. IDEK.

Re-reads. HUH

None. I'd planned to reread a couple of things before the year ended. Unfortch, that doesn't seem likely. *pouts*


I DNF'd

* A King's Mage by S.E. McPhearson (Book 1 of Heart-Mage Trilogy, Fantasy polyamore romance) - Beau, the spare prince, becomes the heir. He's also got to marry Penny (his dead brother's fiance who hates his guts) despite him being in love with Elias,his personal bodyguard.

DNF'd at the beginning of Chapter 4

The writing is fine?

Sadly, the more I read, the less interested I became abt the story. If the setting up isn't enough to get me hooked. . .

Also, the worldbuilding was a total fail. Yes, this is a book in a fantasy setting, but the overall vibe gives "inspired by French monarchy" and that's abt it! Most characters' names were French or French-sounding. And yet, the dialogue was v. modern. But there was (as far as I could tell) no electricity, cars, etc.

Picked up this book in hopes that I'd get lost into a whole new adventure. Unfortch, I didn't connect with the story and found most of its worldbuilding v. confusing. Given that I have a lot of other books to read, I gave up on this one w/o any regrets. Which is sad cuz I was eager to read abt the M/M/F-as-endgame ship. Alas. I gave it a 1 out of 5.


Had an awesome time at first (but it all went downhill from there).

* That Weekend by Kara Thomas (YA Mystery) - Claire wakes up in the middle of a forest with no idea of how she got there or what happened during the previous 2 days. Also, even though she tries hard, she's got no idea where's Kat, her BFF, or Jesse (Kat's boyfriend) . . .

I'd read two of this author's other YAs a whole decade or so ago and distinctly remember liking them. For whatever reason, I decided to check this one out too.
This author has a v. clean writing style--which is something that's quite important in mysteries. Even more so in this instance since the narrator is totally unreliable due to amnesia. At no point did I get lost or confused as to what was happening. 👍🏾 for that.

I also feel this author has a flair for writing teenage characters that read like actual ppl. They've got insecurities, desires, good parts and bad ones too. Their interior lives are rich. This enhanced the plot in the best way.

As for the mystery, I REALLY enjoyed certain aspects of it. Especifically the reveal as to WHAT HAPPENED and, even more, WHY did the events happened. The motivations everyone had within themselves and how those desires (etc) kept the plot moving for the most part.

In a way, I'd say the keyword for this book is MOTIVATION. Sometimes, the characters' agendas ran parallel, oftentimes they ran against each other. And it was v. exciting to see everything being played out. Sometimes even within the same chapter.

Re the mystery: I did 🙄 at the explanation of HOW the events happened. It crossed the line into unbelievable. HOWEVAH, I shrugged it off despite how ridic it all was.

Claire . . . *sighs* OTOH, I think she was a good protagonist cuz her amnesia helped her become a conduit into the story. OTOH, once she got home, the pacing really slowed down and became repetitive with Claire self-medicating AND spiraling every waking moment AND being extremely selfish yet she was also traumatized.

MY problem was that she's someone who had severe anxiety. So, watching her being on the verge of an anxiety attack 24/7 while being unable to look away (due to her being the sole POV character + the fact that the story was told in 1st person) made this part of the book a deeply unpleasant reading experience. From time to time, I had to put the book to the side for 10 mins or so cuz it was exhausting and suffocating.

There were things that happen in the last two chapters that got me wondering what "inspired" the author to include a v. specific thing TWO CHAPTERS AWAY FROM THE ENDING. This meant that the book didn't land the ending but fully crashed it nose-first.

MEGA SPOILERS FOR THE ENDING AHEAD: It turns out that Kat and Jessy are HALF-SIBLINGS BY BLOOD--which HUHHHH?

NGL, I didn't like the incest twist and how its repercussions (once OTHER CHARACTERS figured it out) were handled. I'm confused why Marian (Kat's own grandmother) wasn't clearer with Kat as to why she was so opposed abt Kat and Jesse's relationship, frex.

AND THEN, finding out that Jesse had known all along and didn't care made everything TEN TIMES GROSSER. My best guess is that the author wanted to add a major flaw to Jesse as a character since, aside from kinda leading Claire on a little, he hadn't done/said anything bad. And then, it's like "boom, yeah, we're half-siblings and I CHOSE TO NOT TELL YOU, but it's cool cuz we love each other." Me: 🤮🤮🤮🤮"


Averaging how I'd liked at least half of the book vs. that mess of an ending, I gave it a 3 out of 5..


* The Wife Deserved It by Darby Kayne (Domestic thriller) - Reid is over his marriage and, after much planning, he's decided tonight's the night his wife will die. But, the one thing that Reid has never considered is that his wife is READY for him. . .

The first half of the novella is tight. Excellent timing. I didn't mind how the story pushed and pulled me while the sense of utter dread abt the goings on kept building up. Good worldbuilding too. For a story with multiple POVs, everyone sounded like real people who had great and terrible motivations.

The keyword for this story was confrontation. Both in the sense of characters facing each other as well as facing (or not, in some cases) the truth as to who they really are.

OTOH, The story plateaued in the second half. I can't explain why w/o going into

FULL SPOILERS: One of the POVs was Anna's (the wife). Somewhere near the beginning of the novella, she gets a full chapter where it's extremely clear she's made her choice. She will kill Reid as that's the only way out (and also cuz he's decided to kill her cuz he's a jackass.) The chapter includes a moment where Anna sees Reid searching for her and he's holding a knife.

Things get complicated and plans go awry..

THEN, starting around Chapter 15 and going on until Chapter 25, the story spends several POV chapters from Reid and Paige's POVs. With BOTH trying to convince Anna to get on their respective sides.

NGL, this was v. tiresome to read. ANNA HAD ALREADY MADE HER CHOICE! So IDK why the author made Anna appear unsure/wavering chapter after chapter. If anything, I'd have preferred that the author had made Anna's choice at the beginning of the novella uncertain. Because THAT would've kept up the suspense.

Instead, I spent those 11 (thankfully short) chapters mentally tapping my watch so Anna and Paige could help Reid shuffle off his mortal coil.
But the author had already made her choice and so I just had to keep waiting.

In the end, I liked it enough to give it a 3.3 out of 5 and will deffo read more of her books. 😛


It was . . . fine?

* Sweep of the Heart by Ilona Andrews (Book 5 of the Innkeeper Chronicles) (Urban Fantasy Romance) - Dina and Sean are chosen to host the space version of The Bachelor for one of the most powerful rules in the entire universe. There's additional drama via the disappearance of Sean's mentor. Oh, and the Costo lady returns . . .

There was worldbuilding (and how!) and plot (ditto) as expected from an IA book. I also gotta give 👍🏾 to having a character who is Black AND openly queer. Also how the latter was reflected on the selection of the contestants (with female and male hopefuls) without any of it being any kind of big deal.

Oh, and the plottier developments toward the end were hella yummy too.
The key word for this novel was EXCESS.

HOWEVAH, my brain sorta @ ____ @ many, many times over the multiple descriptions of each setting: from the individual teams' rooms to the locations where each trial and date took place. Although I do appreciate that, like the rest of IA's novels I've read, this one doesn't have White Room Syndrome, this time IA really went OTT in terms of creating a picture in their readers' minds. Quasi infinite accounts of what every nook and cranny looked like.

This was also reflected in the tons of accounts as to what everyone wore. Something that was underlined by the size of the cast.

Off the top of my head, this novel had around 40 or so MAIN CHARACTERS. NGL, there were moments where I lost track as to who was from which group/planet. Why couldn't IA had started with 6 hopefuls for the contest vs. 12? :|

There was also Too Much focus on the Bachelor plot, IMO. It ran for over 70% of the novel. Hell, I even FORGOT that the A Plot was abt rescuing Sean's mentor. AND THEN, when the story finally got back to that, the actual!rescue was gently pushed to the side.

And this is where the push-and-pull feelings I've got abt this novel rear their head cuz the last 2 chapters drop so many things that had me going WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA??? and OMAIGOOOOOO!! IF ONLY THE BOOK HAD CUT SOME OF THE BACHELOR-ESQUE SCENES IN EXCHANGE FOR MORE OF THE MAIN/A PLOT!!!! *Pouts*

FINALLY, I know this novel was initially published in serialized form over at IA's site.

What I don't understand (and irritated the fuck out of me) was the inclusion of summaries (of what had happened in the previous chapter) whenever there was a new chapter. Not only was it REALLY UNNECESSARY, but the jokey/hyuk hyuk tone was unpleasant EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaated the summaries. IA mentioned at the start of the book that they left them in the book cuz they'd been so well received when the story was posted on their site. I'm sure it worked when the chapters were released once a week. But seeing them in sequence was OBNOXIOUS AND REPETITIVE.

The other extras (2 round of descriptions of the contestants) were USELESS AND REDUNDANT. But, at least, those extras were at the end of the book and not interwoven into the story in an unavoidable way like the stupid-ass summaries were. (Yes, I hated them THAT MUCH.)

The book DOES END ON A SOFT CLIFFHANGER. And, per the little I know, it'll be a while before IA gets working on the next story. Such is life. I'll happily dive in whenever Book 6 drops, that's for sure.

In the end, this isn't my fave entry of the series but, at the same time, I can't deny I had a good time reading it, LOL. I gave it a 3.2 out of 5.


Good vibes all around

* Sweep with Me by Ilona Andrews Book 4.5 of the Innkeeper Chronicles (Urban Fantasy Romance) - Dina and Sean are ready to celebrate the holidays Innkeeper-style. They're hoping none of the guests end up killing each other . . .

Such a DELIGHTFUL NOVELLA!!! There are some neat surprises within the pages of this book. I also love how the A plot (Dina and Sean trying to host some ~interesting folks without having anyone kill each other) and the B plot (Dina processing the events in the previous book and how it affected her own magic) intertwined.

I was, once again, dissatisfied with how few scenes abt Dina/Sean's romance were included. *Pouts*

Also, I did get the sense that IA overstuffed the plot by a smidgen. I could almost tell a point where IA nearly lost control of the goings on. Thankfully, things got back on track and the story landed in the best way possible. I gave it a 4 out of 5.


Current fic tally

Have picked up 217 fics, DNF'd 101. Things are fine!


Some thoughts

Had an uneven reading experience. Going thru the rest of the published entries for the Innkeeper Chronicles was fun even with the stumbles here and there. The two mysteries were solid enough for me to not DNF'ing them. Bonus: I'm deffo OJO abt Darby Kane's other novels. Sadly, the M/M/F was a big fail. Alas.

Up next

Last time: I've got the last two published books for the Innkeeper Chronicles, an M/M/F fantasy romance, and I'm reading the first book in a female detective series. Dunno why, but my yays for reading horror have sort of gone to ground? I might end up reading something scary next month, IDK. 😅

I paused the female detective novel cuz I'd planned to do a quick Non-fiction November reading thing. But that stalled HARD.

My current reads include two biographies from separate queer ppl, the fist book in a female detective series, a book abt #MeToo, another Darby Kane novel, and mayyybe a kinky F/M romance.
FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-12-18 11:00 am

New CFO fires head IT guy and replaces him with incompetent nephew, company's system malfunctions so

Posted by Ben Weiss

This new CFO's "groundbreaking" vision for the company seemed to involve hiring more friends and family than actually instituting real change.

Some folks are so ill-equipped at holding positions of influence that you should be able to identify them from a mile away. Unfortunately, the head honchos at this company instilled far too much trust in the new CFO, which only backfired for many of the current and soon-to-be former employees there despite the years of loyalty they gave to the business.

This story was shared by the now former IT manager, who once led a department that was considered to be a well-oiled machine by everyone at the company. Well, everyone, that is, with the exception of the new boss. She shrunk this manager's budget until he could basically do nothing with it. On top of that, practically everyone within his department was included in a round of layoffs. Before he knew it, that well-oiled machine dwindled into a department of one.

At this point, the IT manager knew that his time left at the company was like a ticking clock. When the CFO, Pam, hired her nephew to work below the author, he knew exactly what was coming. He immediately understood that the core idea behind this power move was to have the author train the nephew in all thing IT until he was comfortable enough to replace the author. The problem was that this nephew knew next to nothing…

FAIL Blog ([syndicated profile] fail_feed) wrote2025-12-18 10:00 am

Middle-aged passenger tries to claim a 5'5" teen’s aisle seat, gets shut down by staff, and ends up

Posted by Etai Eshet

Airplane seating turns dramatic when a middle-aged man tries to bark a teenage girl out of her assigned aisle seat and ends up getting fact-checked by a boarding pass.  

He marches up, looks at a half-sleepy kid in baggy clothes, and decides volume is a strategy. Orders her to move, throws in insults, and even threatens to drag her out, all before doing the radical thing of checking his actual ticket. She holds her ground, makes it very clear that touching her would be a terrible idea, and refuses to play show me your papers for some random stranger in coach. Enter the flight attendant, who needs about ten seconds and two pieces of cardboard to unravel his entire performance. Her seat is correct. His seat is behind hers.  

In one breath, he goes from loud and confident to red-faced and suddenly fascinated with the floor. He shuffles into the row behind, too embarrassed to make eye contact, while she laughs and settles back in to nap. Eleven hours beside his own ego sounds like punishment enough, especially with the bonus mercy of her not reclining into his space.  

Some people board a plane and think the assigned seat comes with staff, not neighbors.

tcampbell1000 ([personal profile] tcampbell1000) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2025-12-18 12:32 pm

Despot, Dome Scandal: JUSTICE LEAGUE EUROPE #3-4 (JLI 38)



JLI #16-17 introduced the Queen Bee and her alliance with Jack O’Lantern. In that first appearance, she was all poise and grace. Despite her chilling games of mind control, she also exuded a false warmth that snared lovers and allies and disarmed her enemies.

In her second appearance, the warmth is gone. It’s true what they say: holding high political office ages people before their time.

But why won’t certain office-holders DIE of old age already? )
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Muccamukk ([personal profile] muccamukk) wrote2025-12-18 09:23 am
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Fandom and Art Stuff
[personal profile] elasticella: sapphic stocking stuffers.
Lots of great prompts! Open for fills until 31 December, or they're all full, whichever happens last.

Street Art Utopia: The Giant Kitten.
By Oriol Arumi at Torrefarrera Street Art Festival in Torrefarrera, Cataluna, Spain

Rolling Stone: Taylor Swift’s Last Album Sparked Bizarre Accusations of Nazism. It Was a Coordinated Attack.
I read this, and was like "hmmmmmmm." Because it seemed plausible that there were bots or whatever, but also a lot of people I'd seen critiquing the album were definitely humans that I knew. But also human conversation can be driven by bots without the humans realising it. And also, I don't care enough about TS to look into the whole mess. Then I saw the following.

[youtube.com profile] MedusoneDeluxe: Rolling Stone embarrasses itself to defend Taylor Swift. Again. (Video: 41 Minutes).
I love it when people actually read the research. So probably not a significant number of bots, but also the science is so sloppy it's impossible to tell.


Trans Rights Are Human Rights
The Walrus: Kids Deserve a New Gender Paradigm by Kai Cheng Thom.
Lovely, thoughtful look at how we see gender, and maybe kids have this more figured out than a lot of adults to. Older piece, but I enjoyed reading it again.

The Guardian: The WI and Girlguiding have been pressured to exclude trans women – yet the law is clear as mud by Jess O'Thompson.
The Guardian published something non-terrible about trans people in the U.K.! Do the Dance of Joy!

CTV News: Skate Canada to stop hosting events in Alberta due to sports gender law.
Solidarity! From a national sporting organisation! A MIRACLE!


Canadian Politics Stuff
The Tyee: Human Rights Tribunal on RCMP Methods Delays Decision Nearly a Year.
This is some fucking bullshit. The elders are dying of old age before they're seeing any kind of justice. I am enjoying how Amanda Follett Hosgood is so out of fucks to give on the publication ban that she's basically putting up a bright red arrow pointing to A.B.'s name, even if she can't actually say it. Which is John Furlong, incidentally. And seriously, fuck that guy.

The Globe and Mail: Leilani Muir made history suing Alberta over forced sterilization.
This is an older obit, but I dug it up for a school project, and thought it was worth sharing. Not enough people know about Canada's eugenics policies.

Times Colonist: Residential school survivor says he will protest OneBC at other campuses.
We shouldn't need our elders to be superheroes, but nonetheless many of them are.

Times Colonist: Water-contaminated fuel caused crash of Port Hardy-bound plane: TSB.
This is neither here nor there, really, but I find Transportation Safety Board investigations really interesting. Even if they take a really long time (i.e. I found this while looking for information about a more recent crash, but will probably have to wait a couple years to find out what happened to that guy).


Slightly Dated U.S.A. Politics Stuff
Heather Cox Richardson: Letters from an American: December 6, 2025.
Beautifully ties in the events of Pearl Harbor with the politics of today.

Rebecca Solnit: Solidarity Stitches Us Together: Today, World AIDS Day, Is Also the 70th Anniversary of Rosa Parks's Historic Protest.
The fabric of this country is forever being torn apart by hate and exclusion; it is forever being stitched into, as the site says, new patterns, new connections, new relationships. Solidarity is always about connection across difference, about the way you stand with someone you have something crucial in common with but who may be different in other ways. It is a quilter's art of bringing the fragments together into a whole. It is e pluribus unum.
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oursin ([personal profile] oursin) wrote2025-12-18 05:21 pm

This could hardly be more urgently phallic, hmmmmm???

Trust's £330k appeal to buy Cerne Giant's 'lair' - if anyone is unaware of the existence of the Cerne Giant, I should issue a NSFW warning for the images - 'the ancient naked figure sculpted into the chalk in Dorset' with a gigantic todger.

The trust said purchasing the land would allow the charity to restore and care for sections of chalk grassland, plant new woodland, and create habitats to support species under threat.

Well, we think there is some primeval fertility mojo all ready to support the threatened species, no?

The National Trust has looked after the Giant and the immediately surrounding sward since 1920. (I now want to poke about in the British Newspaper Archive to see what the reporting, if any, was like....)

And in related matters of burgeoning nature and the work of the National Trust, More than 300 seal pups have been born at a colony just a month into the breeding season:

Last year, 228 pups were born at Orford Ness in Suffolk, which is home to the county's first breeding colony of grey seals.
The breeding season began in November and already hundreds have been born with still about a month to go.
Matt Wilson, the trust's countryside manager, said the team believed the entire colony now consisted of more than 1,000 seals.

***

And another form of conservation: The Digital Future of Stained Glass: Data Standards and Interoperability – Why Recording Stained Glass is Important. (What this sounds like to me is a whole lot of people not talking to one another while doing very similar work and only now getting together....):

Existing data however is currently presented in wildly different formats across different databases, to varying degrees of detail and accuracy, and held on disparate websites managed by individuals. This means that the future of these resources collectively is highly insecure.

Screaming in archivist been there and done that.

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Catherine ([personal profile] mikro) wrote2025-12-18 10:59 am

New Cafe Outing 12/17/25

Yesterday I went to a new cafe in town, called Babychan. It's a Japanese style cafe, so it has japanese style sandwiches and drinks, and a few desserts.

I ordered an iced americano(something I like to try the first time I go anywhere that serves coffee), an egg salad sandwich, and a vanilla + espresso flan pudding. The americano was about a 7/10 for me, it captured the strength of the espresso pretty well but I found it was more acidic than having a balanced fruity flavor. The egg salad sandwich was amazing, and I think the pudding is worth going back for only that! I have never had anything so soft and sweet, but it also had sweet salt in it for a nice mix-up.

Something that surpassed me a lot was that after a few minutes of being at the restaurant, another person wearing lolita fashion came into the restaurant! I wanted to say hello but preferred to not bother anyone. I don't know if she saw me but her outfit was very cute and pink!

(you must always pose with cute desserts)

My friend and I went to get boba tea later, I got a strawberry cream drink. It was yummy.

Here is a rundown of the coordinates for the day. I dressed my friend up also, and they wore the outfit in Kemonomimi (A Japanese term for characters that are humans but have ears and tails).

My outfit:
JSK- Physical drop
Hat- BABY, the stars shine bright
jewelry- vintage,offbrand
wrist cuffs- handmade
Blouse- Chocolate bunny store
Socks- offbrand
shoes- UGGS
bag_axes femme




My friend:
Jumpsuit- Metamorphose
Hat- Metamorphose
socks- Alice and the pirates
Shoes and coat- vintage/offbrand
Tail and Ears- Handmade


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Mint Chocolate Chip ([personal profile] zenigotchas) wrote in [community profile] addme2025-12-18 12:16 pm