Three-Part "Messiah" Podcast
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Thanks to Natalia R., Anony M., Sandra B., Lisa S., and Vicky G. for sparking the idea.
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P.S. I agree, you COULD do a better job yourself. So have you seen these new silicone "piping bulbs?"
8 Pc Bulb Decorating Kit
Y'all. Go read the reviews; these things are apparently total game-changers. Easy to fill, clean, no more leaking piping bags, AND they fit all the Wilton metal tips we already have! I don't do much cake decorating these days, but I do pipe caulking for crafts, so I'm excited to try these out.
real quick today cause I'm very low on time before I have to go vend
1. What are you currently reading?
2. What have you recently finished reading?
3. What will you read next?
Novels: I have Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle and A Drop of Corruption by Robert Jackson Bennett on Libby and have to read them before they run out of time, so.
Physical Library Loans: The Backstagers vol. 1 to 3 by James Tynion IV and others
Libby: After Hours by Yuhta Nishio and Heavy Vinyl: Y2K-O by Carly Usdin are both due in under a week, so at minimum those. I have a lot of Libby loans rn, a bunch of holds came through at the same time, so I expect to try to get through a lot of them as I have the time.
Me: I guess I will finally read literary classic The Magic Mountain.Thomas Mann: Allow me to introduce my himbo failson, Hans Castorp. He is pure of heart and dumb of ass.
We all need joy and chaos. Too much of the same thing will make anyone go crazy, so as we balance our day to day monotony, we add a few dashes of capricious kitty chaos to the mix. Every time you see a cat you may think to yourself, "how adorable!" But underneath the big eyes, the adorable stares, and the wild whiskers lies an evil, mischievous side that no one can refuse. If laughter truly is the best medicine, then cats are actually the best medicine. Being addicted to your cat is okay, even if he is a hooligan.
There's no menace like that of the four legged feline. Cats are the ultimate jesters, jokers, clowns, and capricious, malicious, prankers and deceivers. They may trick you with their innocent countenance, their baby-like features, soft fur, and sweet meows. Don't trust them! By the time you finish this purrfectly curated list of chaotic cats, you may feel as though you need to squeeze your bundle of softness. So if you scroll these hissterical cat memes, make sure you do it in the comfort of your cozy home so that you can chase, pull, yank, or pet your kitty cat at any time.
Lucky for us, none of our cats has any desire to go outside, so we have no flight risks in our house. We could leave the door wide open for hours if we wanted to and they wouldn't step one purrfect paw out the door, but that's not true for every cat. Some cats will run at even the slightest opening, not knowing that what they have inside is so much better than life outdoors. It's one of every cat pawrents' greatest fears - the cat escaping and them never coming back. That's what struck our pawrent below, and they went on a wild ride to rescue "their" cat.
They thought they lost their cat, 'Luna', after accidentally leaving the door open. Rushing outside to rescue them, they find a black cat limping outside. Without thinking, they scoop up the cat and drive to the vet, spending over $400 on treatment. Antibiotics, check up, the whole works. Finally letting out a sigh of relief, the pawrent and "her" cat drive home. She lets the cat out of the carrier, and lo and behold, her cat appears from behind the sofa. Uh oh!
We're not sure if they accidentally stole a neighbor's cat or rescued a stray, but in the end, they did a good thing. The Cat Distribution System works in purrfectly unconventional ways, and they may be $400 poorer, but hey, they got a new cat! Now it's your turn to scroll down and read through all the hissterical details below!
The end of the year is almost here, and really, friends, we don't know how we made it. A lot happened this year. Some would argue too much. In every corner that we looked, there was drama, there was chaos, there were things that we… simply didn't want to see sometimes. But one thing helped us get through it. One thing has made us smile, no matter what else was going on. It's the same thing every year. It always works, and it will continue to work. It's cats. And more specifically, it's adorable cat posts and stories.
There is a reason why adorable cat stories go viral all the time. People need them. People need the pawsitivity in their lives. And cute cats fulfill that need for us. Forever and always, no matter what is going on in the world, we know that there are corners on the internet full of cats that we can go to. There will always be a new adorable cat, there will always be a sweet story for us to smile at, and cats will always continue to rule the internet. As they should.