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shirebound ([personal profile] shirebound) wrote2025-09-17 07:09 am

It's a birthday!

It's [personal profile] pondhopper Day! You're celebrated in every way!



Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-17 11:00 am

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I work the entrance at a theme park that requires tickets for all guests 3 and up, so of course some people try to say their kid is 2 to get them in for free. Because of this and a popular video of someone trying to sneak in a school-age kid by stuffing them in […]

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-17 11:00 am

The Wifi Password Is Schadenfreude

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One of those guests was a German woman. In English, she was perfectly pleasant. In German… not so much.
Her check-in went smoothly at first. We were making small talk about where she was from when she got a phone call, presumably from her husband. As the old story goes, she immediately started badmouthing me in German while I continued her check-in.

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marciratingsystem ([personal profile] marcicat) wrote2025-09-17 06:37 am

workaday Wednesday

It's time for the (kind of) annual 'workplace says everyone (really everyone this time) (unless you have a good excuse) has to show up and socialize for a day' experience. Since the New Building is new, the meeting is there, which is at least convenient.

There's only sort of space for everyone inside, so they've compensated by also setting up some big event-type tents outside (mostly for eating, probably so people don't try to eat in the brand new Big Meeting Hall space).

But instead of using any of the actual lawn area for the tents (it's weird to have office lawn space, I know, but this building does, for some reason?), they've set up the tents IN THE PARKING LOT. WHERE THE CARS GO.

Sooooooooo now there's not enough parking? Like, there wouldn't have been enough parking anyway, with everyone showing up, but now there's REALLY not enough parking. WHY???????

[Plus side: today's schedule includes a lot of free food.]
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-17 10:00 am

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My husband and I and our fifteen-month-old daughter had just left my parents’ house after dinner and an evening of board games. We’d seen weather alerts on our phones about storms moving in, so we wanted to make tracks. About ten minutes down the road, we heard a noise coming from the back seat – […]

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iamrman ([personal profile] iamrman) wrote in [community profile] scans_daily2025-09-17 10:32 am

Action Comics #644

Writers: Roger Stern and George Perez

Pencils: George Perez

Inks: Brett Breeding


Matrix's identity crisis comes to a conclusion.


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tamaranth ([personal profile] tamaranth) wrote2025-09-17 10:23 am
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2025/146: Kings of This World — Elizabeth Knox

2025/146: Kings of This World — Elizabeth Knox
'In the 1980s we coined the term P, for Persuasion, which turned into P for Push when people stopped being so polite about it.' He paused a moment and pursed his lips, as if pleased with himself. [loc. 178]

Knox's latest YA novel is set in her fictional island nation of Southland, and references both Mortal Fire and the Dreamhunter Duet. Unlike the earlier books, it's set in more or less the present day: there are cellphones, EVs, the internet. And there is P (for Persuasion): a coercive / perceptual ability possessed by the Percentage, 1% of the population -- and a divisive issue in Southland society.

Vex Magdolen, sole survivor of a massacre at an 'intentional community' known as the Crucible, has strong P. Read more... )

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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2025-09-17 04:25 am

If I press button A, all my pennies will go

I just had my first opportunity to shower in four nights, even without washing my hair, so I just had the same opportunity to free-associate in the shower.

I have no explanation for why I was singing the blessedly abridged setting of Kipling's "The Ladies" (1896) that I learned from the singing of John Clements in Ships with Wings (1941) except that it's been in my head ever since it displaced Cordelia's Dad's "Delia" (1992).

As a person who does think all the time about the Roman Empire, I am incapable of not associating Rosemary Sutcliff's "The Girl I Kissed at Clusium" (1954) with Sydney Carter's "Take Me Back to Byker" (1963)—as performed by Donald Swann, the only way I have ever heard it—even though Sutcliff was obviously drawing on Kipling's "On the Great Wall" (1906) with her long march and songs that run in and out of fashion with the Legions and the common ancestor of all of them anyway is almost certainly "The Girl I Left Behind Me" (17th-whatever).

Somehow I remain less over the fact that Donald Swann was the first person to record Carter's "Lord of the Dance" (1964) than the fact that he did a song cycle of Middle-Earth (1967) and an opera of Perelandra (1964).

Oh, shoot, Swann would have made a great Campion. You register the horn-rims and immediately tune out the face behind them.

Ignoring the appealingly transitive properties of Wimsey, Edward Petherbridge and Harriet Walter, I am not going to rewatch the episode of Granada Holmes starring Clive Francis, I am going to lie down before someone wakes me.
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-17 09:00 am

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I am babysitting a 3 year old boy. He is one of my favorite children to babysit, because he is very sweet. But sometimes conversations with him are a little bit interesting: Me: Stop throwing that. Him: I wasn’t. I was tossing it. Me: Okay, stop tossing it, then. Him: I wasn’t tossing it either. […]

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-17 09:00 am

Turning A Shampoo Into A Soap Opera

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We sometimes put individual discounts on products if they’re a little banged up, but still perfectly usable. My coworker is on the floor when a woman and her friend approach.
Coworker: "Hi, how can I help you today?"
Customer: *Holding a shampoo bottle.* "I want this shampoo at 20% off."
Coworker: "…Excuse me?"

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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-17 08:00 am

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*I was raised Catholic and while I’m not actively practicing now, when I was in middle school and high school, I was a very active participant. My middle school youth group participated in this rally every year (it was a one day thing at a nearby community college and you’d go to different classes that […]

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smallhobbit ([personal profile] smallhobbit) wrote in [community profile] no_true_pair2025-09-17 09:57 am

Memories (Spooks/Sherlock Holmes, Adam Carter, Dr Watson)

Title: Memories
Fandom: Spooks/Sherlock Holmes (ACD)
Pairing/Characters: Adam Carter & Dr Watson
Content Notes: No warning needed
Prompt: September 18th - best day ever

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Giveaway of the Day ([syndicated profile] giveawayofthday_feed) wrote2025-09-17 04:00 am

DRmare Streaming Audio Recorder 1.5.0

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DRmare Streaming Audio Recorder is an all-in-one music downloader designed to download and convert music from a wide range of streaming services. The software is compatible with major platforms such as Amazon Music, Spotify, Apple Music, Tidal, Deezer, Qobuz, Pandora, SoundCloud, and Line Music. It features a built-in web player for each service, allowing you to download music to MP3, FLAC, WAV, etc. at high speeds while preserving lossless audio quality and ID3 tags. This tool is designed to provide a solution for those who want to listen to their favorite songs offline on any device, even after their subscription to a streaming service has ended.
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-09-17 07:00 am