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halfshellvenus ([personal profile] halfshellvenus) wrote2025-12-16 11:13 am

LJ Idol Wheel of Chaos: "Portfolio"

Portfolio
Idol Wheel Of Chaos | Week 17, #1

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We're down to just five writers for Idol: Wheel Of Chaos now. This week, we're writing a portfolio that centers on five key components: our favorite story we've written, our favorite story by another author, a letter to an author from earlier this season, and stories for the prompts 6 7 and Banner year.

Choosing favorites is always hard! For my own stories, I wrote a lot of humor this season, but also some drabbles, two poems, a couple of entries with pathos, and a horror story. I considered choosing the acronym fun-fest (Going BATty), the caustic self-help guide (A New Man), the baking witch (Cursecraft), The Three Trolls from last week (Piplet!), or the souful Little Metal Hearts. But I think my best story was unlike all the others. It was a classic, timeless sort of tale with a tinge of bittersweetness. It was hardly read, because I was poisoned that week and it wasn't included in the poll, but it's the one I'm proudest of.

  • My favorite of my stories: Here Be Dragons


  • Weighing other authors' stories was just as hard. There were so many I really liked this season. From week 1, the Quality entries by bleodswean and static_abyss really stood out. [personal profile] rayaso's week 2 War Of The Words (the evils of ChatGPT) was a riot, as was [personal profile] flipflop_diva's Week 11 beleagured aliens story. [personal profile] serpentinejacaranda's Week 6 dreamlike political satire (Affliction In The Form Of A Question) really stuck with me, as did [personal profile] xeena's Blair Witch Idol Meta and [personal profile] l0lita's hard-hitting zombie apocalypse story. But the one I finally picked used a difficult prompt and featured a great child's voice and very real drama disguised as fiction. It was both beautifully written and painfully true.

  • My favorite other-author's story: [profile] inkstainedfingertip's Week 5 Toi, Toi, Toi


  • Next, we were to write a letter to a former contestant from the Wheel of Chaos season. There were so many to choose from: static_abyss (never here as long as I would like), bleodswean (such talent, and such a great Idol supporter), rayaso (so funny, week after week), alycewilson (talent and soulfulness all in one). I couldn't choose inkstainedfingertips because I'd picked him for my favorite other-author entry, plus he's still in the competition. So, I chose one of my overall favorites from this season AND last season (Idol Mini). She was the author whose season this was to lose, I thought, and apparently so did others because she was taken out by a targeted elimination vote after Week 10:

  • My letter to xeena


  • And finally, there were two entries to write for specific prompts:

  • 6 7

  • Banner year


  • I hope you've enjoyed my portfolio, and the range of offerings it provided! If so, please vote for it here.

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    conuly ([personal profile] conuly) wrote in [community profile] agonyaunt2025-12-16 02:01 pm

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    Dear Care and Feeding,

    I’m dreading having to have a talk with my husband, “Winston,” and our 30-year-old son, “Nick.” Nick moved in with us a year ago. The move was necessary to get him out of a dangerous relationship, and Winston agreed beforehand, although he implied he expected it to be a temporary situation. Now my husband has built up resentment against Nick over the last year because he hasn’t taken steps to move out. But I understand why Nick hasn’t moved out: We live in a resort area, where rent is atrociously high and places to rent are scarce.

    Nick works about 60 hours a week at a decent-paying job, so he isn’t home much. He contributes to household expenses, brings home food from work, helps take care of pets, and if asked, will generally help out with other things. Could he do more? Of course, he could, but he’s not trashing the house, taking drugs, playing loud music at all hours, or being rude and disrespectful.

    Here’s the things Winston resents: He and Nick’s dog hate each other, and the dog barks at Winn when he passes Nick’s room. The dog is old and grouchy, and was abused by Nick’s former roommate. Nick works late and comes home around midnight, which disturbs Winston’s sleep. Nick is forgetful (ADHD) and often needs reminders to complete tasks, but Winston thinks he should only have to say something once.

    This all leads to Winston being resentful and snippy, which makes Nick defensive, and then we have a big blow-up where both say hurtful things. These blow-ups have led to Nick trying to leave in the middle of the night after being in an accident (on crutches, no car, and no phone, near freezing outside). I’ve had to physically step between them and tell Winn to back off and shut up to keep it from getting physical.

    My husband now deals with all of this by not making any requests directly to Nick (he asks me to tell him), and venting to me, which makes me feel like I’m constantly caught in the middle (suggesting he talk directly to Nick would lead to more blow ups). But, I understand Winston’s frustration. This is not what we planned for retirement! However, there’s no way I could be content knowing my son was living in subpar housing or with dangerous, untrustworthy people like he was before he moved in with us.

    I need to get these two to get along. Nick needs to step up a bit more, and Winston needs to be more patient and understanding—before I go crazy or he blows up again and Nick ends up walking out and living in his car. Where do I go from here?

    —In the Middle and on Eggshells


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    halfshellvenus ([personal profile] halfshellvenus) wrote2025-12-16 10:48 am

    LJ Idol Wheel of Chaos: "All Anticipation"

    All Anticipation
    Idol Wheel of Chaos | Week 17, #4 | 2227 words
    Banner Year

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    "These are the best years of your life," Lanie's mother always said. With her senior year of high school just a few months along, it seemed as if her mother was right.

    Lanie was kneeling on the floor of the art room, working on the Homecoming banner for the game this weekend. She was dating the quarterback, and was every bit as invested in Homecoming as he was. Her best friend Chloe was there with her, helping out and keeping her company. Chloe's boyfriend was on the basketball team, so she was more interested in painting neat letters than what the banner represented.

    "How do you think you did on the SATs this time?" Chloe said.

    "I feel like the math went better?" Lanie said, "And I'm hoping that will be enough."

    "I can't believe you took it twice. I mean, your original score was better than mine!"

    "I just want to have the best options for where to go to college," Lanie said. "Could you hand me the yellow?"

    Chloe passed the can of paint. "Well, there's always Podunk U."

    "Don't remind me. My dad went there–it's why my mom keeps reminding me not to settle."

    "She chose him, though," Chloe said.

    Lanie moved around to the other side of the mural. "Yeah, but we all thought he was a better person than he actually turned out to be…"

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    If you enjoyed this story, please vote for my Portfolio here!

    Pajiba ([syndicated profile] newpajiba_feed) wrote2025-12-16 01:30 pm

    Let the Scarlett Johansson 'Batman Part II' Rumors Begin

    Posted by Mike Redmond

    Earlier this month, news broke that Scarlett Johansson is circling The Batman Part II, which is obviously a major casting coup given her history with Marvel. It also firmly put to bed the pervasive rumors that the Robert Pattinson sequel...

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    badly_knitted ([personal profile] badly_knitted) wrote in [community profile] ficlet_zone2025-12-16 06:13 pm

    Challenge 93: Song Titles: Mariah Carey



    This month's challenge is:





    Click on the challenge, pick any song title, or more than one, as inspiration, and start writing!


    Reminder of Rules

    Entries can be any length you like. You can post as many entries to each challenge as you're inspired to write.
    If posting direct to the community, please place the body of your entry behind a cut.
    Tag with the appropriate Category, Challenge, Fandom, Type, and Ratings tags. If a tag for your fandom doesn't exist, leave a request on the Tag Request post and I'll create the tags you need. You can request as many fandom tags as you want.
    You don't need to use the challenge word or phrase in your fic, though you can if you like. Please include the song or episode title you use in your header.
    Suggestions for future challenges are welcome on the Questions & Suggestions post.
    There is no deadline for entries.

    Have fun!





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    badly_knitted ([personal profile] badly_knitted) wrote in [community profile] drabble_zone2025-12-16 06:07 pm

    FAKE: Wintry Weather [Amnesty 48, using Challenge 3: Wind]


    Title: Wintry Weather
    Fandom: FAKE
    Author: [personal profile] badly_knitted
    Characters: Dee, Ryo.
    Rating: PG
    Written For: Challenge 480: Amnesty 48, using Challenge 3: Wind.
    Setting: After Like Like Love.
    Summary: On a snowy, windy day, Ryo and Dee are grateful they don’t need to leave their apartment.
    Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
    A/N: Double drabble.



    Wintry Weather

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    selenak ([personal profile] selenak) wrote2025-12-16 07:02 pm
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    This and that and history

    Watched completely on Apple +: Down Cemetery Road, a new series (I would have written miniseries, except I hear there'll be a second season), based on an earlier novel by Slow Horses author Mick Heron. Starring Emma Thompson and Ruth Wilson, both cast somewhat against type and having fun with it. Emma Thompson plays Zoe, a cynical private detective right out of the hard boiled age, if that one had female cynical hard drinking PI's, Ruth Wilson plays Sarah, starting out as somewhat naive, idealistic and disorganized. (I have seen Ruth Wilson in roles where she isn't a brilliant sociopath before! I swear I did! But Alice and Marisa Coulter are just so memorable!) Zoe starts out the story married, to another P.I. who is more the benevolent goodshoe type and whom she has feelings for but cheats on and generally argues a lot with, while Sarah is with a guy hiding total jerkness between a placid facade, but before the pilot is over, neither of these relationships are existent anymore. Both women - who live in Oxford, not London, which is a change, but the action doesn't stay there - through different ways find themselves uncovering the central dastardly plot which unsurprising given the author the show is based on involves fuck-ups by awful government agencies and the attempt to cover this up which leads to an ever higher body count. The Zoe and the Sarah storylines after a brief meeting in the pilot stay apart for half the season, and I was about to complain, but then the second half reunites them and gives me these actresses playing superbly against each other. If I have one complaint, it's that there wasn't really a pay-off for the existence of Talia the new defense secretary. But presumably in the second season?

    Started to watch and stopped watching: Gunpowder on Amazon Prime. Look, show, two podcasts managed to turn me around on James VI and I and got me interested in Stuarts beyond the Restoration era, I'm in the market for this ! I'm also with you pointing out Catholics got a truly rough deal in the late Elizabethan and in the James era. But Kit Harrington brooding as Robert Catesby isn't going to cut it, and who does Mark Gatiss as Robert Cecil think he's playing, Shakespeare's Richard III?

    Started watching, may or may not continue: The Name of the Rose, new tv version on Disney +. I mean, if there is an early 1980s novel begging for the miniseries treatment, it's absolutely that one, the OG Murders at a Monastery story. I would have thought a mniseries could offer the chance to include a lot more from the novel than the movie was able to, but foolish me, the show creators instead thought they needed some adiditional subplots. Adson now starts out as not really a novice, though he wants to be, because his father wants him with the imperial army instead. That's right, he now has Daddy Issues. (This is where you can tell there must be some American money involved.) William of Baskerville, aka the cleverest Holmes avatar in another setting before House, is played by John Turturro, who doesn't look anymore like the (reddish blonde) William of the book than Sean Connery did but does a decent job playing him. Somewhat unsurprisingly, like the movie, the series beefs up the part of Bernard(o) Gui. Who in the book shows up only in the second half and leaves again long before the big showdown, but Jean-Jacques Annoud already decided he didn't want an evil inquistor going to waste, but apparantly so did the creators of this one, so while Gui still doesn't arrive in the monastery before half point, we see him being evil and fanatical en route in every freaking episode. Did I mention there are new subplots? About which Adson, who is our narrator (voiced as an old man by Peter Davison, omg, that was a nice surprise), can't know?

    More spoilery observations for the first part of the series )

    Incidentally, the excellent podcast History of the Germans (currently in its "Fall and Rise of the House of Habsburg" season where the family with the famous chin and lower lip first seemingly hits rock bottom in three generations before young Maximilian marries Marie of Burgundy) did a great episode last year about the actual political and theological background of the rl events The Name of the Rose touches on, hilariously summarized as "Der Kurverein zu Rhens - starring William of Ockham and the cast of the Name of the Rose". You can listen to it or read the transcript here.
    Pajiba ([syndicated profile] newpajiba_feed) wrote2025-12-16 12:45 pm

    It’s a Christmas Miracle. ‘Oh. What. Fun.’ Is Actually Fun

    Posted by Jen Maravegias

    The primary conceit of Oh. What. Fun., that there are no Christmas movies about moms, is Diane Keaton erasure. But co-writer and director Michael Showalter has created a Christmas movie that captures the same type of comedy without the manufactured...

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    sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2025-12-16 11:51 am

    It's time to change partners again

    On this particularly bright and sleepless morning which began with a formal call from the career center, events otherwise known as [personal profile] radiantfracture and Existential Comics having conspired to bring the Tractactus to the forefront of my mind, I have decided that the most cursed translation of Wovon man nicht sprechen kann, darüber muss man schweigen is "I feel that if a person can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up."
    Pajiba ([syndicated profile] newpajiba_feed) wrote2025-12-16 12:00 pm

    A Live-Action Gaston Movie Is on the Way I Guess

    Posted by Andrew Sanford

    I dunno, man. We're heading toward the end of the year in these parts. I'm a (lucky) father to twin four-year-olds, so I don't really get much time to relax. My weekends off from my normal jobs still involve doing...

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    Pajiba ([syndicated profile] newpajiba_feed) wrote2025-12-16 09:45 am

    Seth Meyers Offers Touching Tribute To Rob and Michele Singer Reiner

    Posted by Andrew Sanford

    My Sunday night ended similarly to a lot of folks. I was on my way home from a show and was met with some of the most horrific news I had seen in my life. My wife then texted me,...

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    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal ([syndicated profile] smbc_comics_feed) wrote2025-12-16 11:20 am

    Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Aspect

    Posted by Zach Weinersmith



    Click here to go see the bonus panel!

    Hovertext:
    Anyone complaining about the math just needs bigger or smaller pasta.


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    Pajiba ([syndicated profile] newpajiba_feed) wrote2025-12-16 11:10 am

    Steven Spielberg's Mystery Project 'Disclosure Day' Gets a Teaser

    Posted by Dustin Rowles

    Last week, Universal released the movie posters for a mysterious new Steven Spielberg untitled project starring Emily Blunt, Josh O'Connor, Colman Domingo, Eve Hewson, and Colin Firth. That untitled movie now as a title, Disclosure Day, and a teaser trailer....

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    Asking the Wrong Questions ([syndicated profile] wrongquestions_feed) wrote2025-12-16 06:23 pm

    The Great Tolkien Reread: Introduction

    Posted by Abigail Nussbaum

    "The Doors of Durin" by J.R.R. TolkienThis tale grew in the telling, until it became a history of the Great War of the Ring and included many glimpses of the yet more ancient history that preceded it. It was begun soon after The Hobbit was written and before its publication in 1937; but I did not go on with this sequel, for I wished first to complete and set in order the mythology and legends of
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    melagan ([personal profile] melagan) wrote2025-12-16 11:11 am

    something to go with the socks

    red gloves

    I've made gloves for family, but this is the first time I've made some for me!

    I'm recovering from a 24-hour (nasty- sooo nasty) stomach bug and all I want right now is a cozy Christmas-y McShep fic to make me feel better.


    Yes, that's blatant begging. Aided by Chkc's wonderful Chibi art.
    Pajiba ([syndicated profile] newpajiba_feed) wrote2025-12-16 10:30 am

    The Person Who Matters Most Came to Matthew Lillard's Defense

    Posted by Dustin Rowles

    The only upside of people saying bad things about you is that it often brings others to your defense. We've seen this incredible outpouring for Rob Reiner and his wife in the wake of their deaths, for instance. And when...

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    seekingferret ([personal profile] seekingferret) wrote2025-12-16 10:32 am
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    Oy to the World

    I did not have high expectations for this year's Hallmark Hannukah movie and this about lived up to my expectations.

    When Jake, Rabbi's son, and Nikki, Reverend's daughter, were teenagers, they were inseparable best friends, until high school academics made them rivals and brought out a dysregulated competitive streak in both that ruptured the friendship.

    As grownups, they both seem to live stunted lives. Nicki appears to have zero adult friends and works at her father's small church as children's choir director. Jake has spent 20 years playing tiny NYC rock clubs and chasing a label signing (in 2025!) and refusing to visit his henpecking mother.

    When the temple has a fire the week before Hannukah, the church invites their Jewish neighbors to make use of the church space to celebrate Hanukkah. This soon bizarrely evolves into a joint Chrismukkah with combined sermon ("Both Hanukkah and Christmas are about love," natch) and combined choir concert, as Jake and Nikki are guilted and manipulated into co-choir directing by their pandering parents.

    The Chrismukkah merger is eerily frictionless. The movie is not at all interested in interrogating the reasons why Hanukkah and Christmas are distinct observances or exploring how Jewish people and Christian people are different and approach the world differently. Religion is represented as a sort of universal fiber, with the different versions no different than a comic book with variant covers.

    This lack of friction extends to the film's romantic chemistry. Jake Epstein and Brooke D'Orsay are charming actors and it's clear that their characters like each other, but because all their seeming differences resolve so simply, we don't see their relationship really deepen. Everyone in both families is on board with intermarriage, nobody discusses what religion future children will be raised in, everything is just easy. At worst, Nikki is briefly confronted at dinner eith the fact that if she marries Jake, her mother in law will be the worst version of a stereotypical Jewish mother in law, but this is quickly papered over. Even the inevitable, overforeshadowed moment where Jake has to miss the concert to go back to New York and meet with a label is resolved without any argument, and doesn't actually force Jake to compromise. Surprise! Turns out he can make it to the concert after all, without missing his meeting.

    Hallmark really fooled us with Round and Round. The past two years have been a reversion to the nonsense we used to get in Hallmark Hanukkah movies. I will continue to watch them, of course, but I am back to watching them with gritted teeth.
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    lady sporky rat of the ms holding and sporkington ([personal profile] sporky_rat) wrote2025-12-16 09:30 am

    Cold weather is not currently seasonable

    All of my cold weather clothing is either military surplus or hand me downs from cousins in the oil fields.

    I might need to figure this out. (This is JANUARY weather, not December!)