Onde (2022)

Sep. 15th, 2025 07:45 am
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This unusual game depends on a unique movement mechanic that's a little hard to describe, but I'll try. You play as a creature that can only survive on the surface of a bubble. There are little helper creatures that you can direct to create new bubbles that you can grab onto when they intersect with yours. If you mess up the timing and get stranded without a bubble, you die and go back to the last checkpoint.



Though it sounds weird when you try to put it into words, it's actually easy to intuit how it works when you're doing it, and it quickly felt natural and fun to do. There's no text in the game in part because you don't need it. The best fit genre is probably puzzle platformer, as you're leveraging the environment and your abilities to navigate past obstacles.

The game is visually stunning, with fractal-inspired kaleidoscopic imagery that is suggestive of coral reefs and cosmic nebulae. It's a matter of interpretation what the setting actually is and what the characters are. Are you a jellyfish? An alien? A bacterium? A fundamental particle? I have no idea!

In general I was okay with the abstract nature of the game, but at times it can make your goals unclear. Since you don't really know what you're doing or why, it's hard to gauge where you are in the story arc or if you're near the end. I did enjoy it, though, even if I couldn't really give you a synopsis what happened in it. It took me 3.5 hours to finish the game without going back for achievements.

Accessibility note: The blurb calls it a "sound-surfing platformer" which implies sound is part of the gameplay, but that's not the case. The music is nice but it's only aesthetic, and the game can be played perfectly well without hearing.

Onde is on Steam and GOG for $13.99 USD. I got it on sale for two bucks and was satisfied with my purchase. Steam also has a free demo that should make it clear whether it's for you.
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Posted by Mark Liberman

GPT-5 is impressively good at some things (see "No X is better than Y", 8/14/2025, or "GPT-5 can parse headlines!", 9/7/2025), but shockingly bad at others. And I'm not talking about "hallucinations", which is a term used for plausible but false facts or references — such mistakes remain a problem, but every answer is not a hallucination. Adding labels to images that it creates, on the other hand, remains reliably and absurdly bad.


The picture above comes from an article by Gary Smith: "What Kind of a “PhD-level Expert” Is ChatGPT 5.0? I Tested It." The prompt was “Please draw me a picture of a possum with 5 body parts labeled.” Smith's evaluation:

GPT 5.0 generated a reasonable rendition of a possum but four of the five labeled body parts were incorrect. The ear and eye labels were at least in the vicinity but the nose label pointed to a leg and the tail label pointed to a foot. So much for PhD-level expertise.

Smith attempted a possum-drawing replication in a later article, but typed "posse" by mistake instead, and got this:

His attempts to get GPT-5 to correct the drawing made things worse and worse.

Noor Al-Sibai tried for a replication by asking GPT-5 to provide an image of "a posse with six body parts labeled", and got this:

I asked GPT-5 to "Draw a cat with four labelled body parts":

And as a closer, to "Draw a human hand with the palm, thumb, wrist, and pointer finger labelled":

So the results are consistent: good-quality images with absurdly-weird labelling.

Two obvious questions:

  1. Why does OpenAI allow GPT-5 to continue to embarrass itself (and them) this way? Why not just refuse, politely, to create labelled images?
  2. Does GPT-5 have similar failures when asked to label images that it doesn't create? Or maybe even worse failures? I expect so, but don't have time this morning to check.

Update — I was wrong about labelling an uploaded image. Just one example, but it did OK:

ToDo: What's the difference?

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On the plus side, plumbers are here digging up the yard to fix the drain to the sewer.

On the minus side, the plumber asked me if Wax was my mom. 😂😭But on the plus (?) side that was probably more embarrassing for him than for us? (I have gray in my hair! But apparently not visibly, at a glance.) (Wax also looks young for her age, but I guess her hair looks much grayer now.)

The tenant side drains will be cut off from tomorrow, so we have to clean the bathrooms tonight so they can use our bathrooms. And the giant pit that's being dug has eliminated the direct route from their door to ours, so they'll have to go the long way around the house to reach us. And we'll have to climb over the railings and jump down the side of the stairs to our door for a little while.

But obviously it's all worth it! Because ultimately it means working drains instead of open septic tanks with a pump in them.

Success!

Sep. 14th, 2025 05:38 pm
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I managed both my flu and my COVID shots yesterday. I feel much better about the flight for the con now. No troubles doing flu but they wanted a prescription for the COVID and I had it scheduled before I knew of this change. As a result I ended up going to CVS to get my COVID shot instead. They were not asking for a prescription and getting one would have taken until at least tomorrow.

Thanks so much Mr. Kennedy. NOT.

My husband has lost 70 pounds over the last 3 years. He has only one condition and it isn't on the "approved" list for the COVID shot. We've got nearly 90 year old people we are becoming increasingly concerned about so looks like we are going to have to pay out of pocket for him to get a shot (assuming we can find one soon). If we have trouble on that front will likely post to let everyone know.

To start the week with

Sep. 15th, 2025 11:59 am
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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds finished its third season, and you may have deduced from the fact I didn't review the remaining episodes that for me, it did not take a turn for the better. The Ortegas episode was probably the most, in lack of a better term, Trekian, not to mention the long awaited one with a focus on Ortegas beyond "I fly the ship", but it shares with far too many ST: SNW episodes the way it is just incredibly derivative, of both other franchises and earlier ST. And the series finale chose to pick my least favourite DS9 plotline and scenario, sigh. To complete my turn to an old grouch, the feeling of this season as Star Trek: The Rom Com didn't help, either. Anyway. I'll always have Discovery and Prodigy in terms of new ST that manages to unite both affection for the past AND originality and the courage to try out new paths and characters.
*****

Given the daily horror show that is the news, it's all the more important to find joy in fannish things, so I was delighted to discover this new Sense 8 vid. Now there was a show celebrating joy and diversity:

Sense 8

Voice in my Throat

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And on another joyful note: Yuletide nominations have started!

why we stand as one in harmony

Sep. 15th, 2025 09:38 am
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We had our fairly epic concert on Saturday night. The Octagon (a Unitarian church) is a handsome space lined with dark wood, with bright green pillars(!). We looked amazing in our orange and pink outfits!

It all went really well. Having sold literally half the available tickets online, we ended up with a pretty full house, so I think our charity will have a good contribution from it. The chorus sang 16 songs, with four solo or small groups in between, and we sang *well*. Which is nice. I was quite surprised my voice held out, particularly since I sing Tenor for at least part of three different songs, in one of which I am the only person singing that line as the other two who know it were not there! But I managed, and even had a voice on Sunday.

My poor Beast, whom I had volunteered for catering duty, missed quite a lot of the second half washing up with his co-caterer, but my daughter and her man and a couple of friends were there, which was particularly nice as I'd thought Bun was away for the weekend!

Anyway. Spent much of Sunday not doing much, though I processed a bunch of apples from the garden which, having cooked them, I have decided are mostly cookers. They fluffed nicely. And are, indeed, quite large. We have been having baked apples for lunch, too. The russets and the small, light green ones remain unpicked, but I shall have to get to it, I don't want to waste them. Meanwhile the other crops are coming to an end. There are a couple of small courgettes which I am letting burgeon for a day or so, but the beans are pretty much over. Still kale, and the spinach is replenishing itself in a satisfactory way. There are, somewhat to my surprise, two corn cobs, very small but there, and I'm holding off as long as I can before taking one in.

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Sep. 15th, 2025 09:39 am
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Happy birthday, [personal profile] desert_dragon!
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For anyone who may be Dark Souls-curious, here is a very long video essay of which I've only watched part (because I'm trying to limit spoilers) and of which I mainly want to rec part -- the first 30 mins or so, where the essayist discusses something that the mythology about the game’s supposed uber-difficulty tends to obscure, namely the gorgeous, generous array of different tools and options that it gives you for engaging with its difficulties, and how it tries to teach you to use them:



I think this is some of the stuff that prompted me to declaim “Dark Souls loves me and wants me to be happy.”

The game is difficult, it is intended to be difficult (and I still don't know if, for me, it will at some point be insuperably difficult), and progressing and learning through difficulty and failure is the core gameplay loop. As mentioned, it took me a total of seven hours to beat the most recent boss, the Capra Demon. I am currently camped out in the Depths, where I intermittently fall through holes and get cursed by basilisks. I recently got invaded for the first time, by a player who watched as I ran directly under a slime and got enveloped, facepalmed*, and then waited politely while I extricated myself before murdering me**.

And yet my major feeling at this particular moment is of being spoiled (in the pampered sense, not the knowledge sense): I have too many good weapons to try (my beloved halberd, now upgraded to +7, a Balder Side Sword -- a rare and coveted drop -- and a Black Knight Sword)! I'm having to actively try not to over-level! I have so many upgrade materials! I have the world's largest stockpile of charcoal pine resin (purchased on my endless boss runs back to the Capra Demon, so I'd spend any souls I was carrying and not distract myself with losing or trying to retrieve them) so I can make my weapons burst into flame any time I want! I have opened the latest incredibly-convenient shortcut! There's a handy new merchant just before the next boss! I am holding an armful of presents and Dark Souls keeps trying to pile more on top!

{*I went off immediately afterwards to Google "dark souls how to facepalm”, but it looks like you have to join the Forest Hunter covenant to learn that emote and I have other plans. Still tempted, though.}

{**I had expected to loathe being invaded — and had initially planned to play offline mainly to avoid that, but did not for reasons which need to be a different post — but in the event, it was brief, non-inconveniencing, and actually pretty funny.}
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2025/144: Cinder House — Freya Marske
Scholar Mazamire's own theory was that a ghost was how a building held a grudge, because it was not human enough to do it on its own. [loc. 527]

A novella-length variation on 'Cinderella': it begins with Ella's death at sixteen, dizzy with the poison that has killed her father, falling downstairs as the house convulses at his demise. Shortly thereafter, Ella finds herself merging with the house itself. She cannot leave the property, and the only people who can see her are her stepmother Patrice and her two stepsisters, Danica (who likes to read) and Greta (who likes to get her own way).Read more... )

hello rabbitholes

Sep. 15th, 2025 08:00 am
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The Kpop Demon Hunters situation has progressed past "watch a second time", through "listen to soundtrack on repeat" and is now at "find and listen to as many covers and remixes of my favourite tracks as I can".

2 Purrcys, doomscrolling

Sep. 15th, 2025 01:50 am
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Sometimes Purrcy is just such a funny little gremlin, wiggling around lovingly, showing the trap that is the soft soft underbelly.

Purrcy the tuxedo tabby wiggles upside down, showing his belly, looking very silly and touchable and not at all like someone who will grab any hand that infringes his airspace.




In college I got in the habit of taking my shower at night to avoid the rush & I never stopped. Nowadays Purrcy often comes in after I'm done to Stalk the Wild Drips, and he'll mew at me if there aren't enough.

Purrcy the tuxedo tabby is gazing intently up a wet shower wall, waiting for a Wild Drip to appear




This past week was officially Too Much. I've been spending too much time on social media, doomscrolling and distractionscrolling. And then reading things to distract my self, and playing particularly pointless games, which in my case is using our NYTimes Games subscription to play Tiles over & over & over again, especially the New Haven tileset, which is just colors, no patterns.

I've got a lot to *do*, but I'm so agitated by the Horrors. I was really worried last week that we were heading for a full Reichstag Fire event. Now I've *got* to wean myself off social media, which at this point is just Bluesky, and buckle down and deal with my to-do list. Maybe I'll try adding a sentence to my DW post draft every time I feel tempted to open it up again, see how that works.
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Tunnel vision

Sep. 14th, 2025 09:54 pm
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Haven't had time for much of anything but pottery of late, so it was nice to be able to attend our monthly book arts meeting. The demonstration topic was tunnel books. I'd made one before, but this one had an innovation I quite liked. Instead of gluing in the inner pages, you cut a slit halfway down the accordion fold, and a corresponding one on each side of the page, so they slotted together. No muss, no fuss, only glue on the very front and back.

Didn't really have an idea for subject matter, but I took along last year's Inktober sketchbook, paged through it until I found inspiration, and drew this scene. Cut out with Xacto, color with pencils, and voila! It's Fat Bear season.

And this one, I'm not giving away.



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Sep. 14th, 2025 11:59 pm
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I just finished the first (and currently only) season of The Paper, which is sort of a sequel to The Office, and I enjoyed it! Maybe it took a few episodes for me to really get into it, but I ended up really liking the characters.

I also finished reading Sorcerer to the Crown by Zen Cho, which I can highly recommend as something that sort of blends magical stories with Bridgerton era England.

Had a DnD session tonight and I took a slightly more active role than in the average session, which always makes me feel a little nervous, but it was great.

Blair is feeling a little under the weather. Or was, I guess, as she's feeling a lot better today. I went with her to get her hair cut, and while we were out, we also had lunch, poked around in a crystal shop, and did the grocery shopping.

She's going away this weekend for a mandatory class field trip, where her mycology class is traveling all the way to the University of Notre Dame, (like five hours away) from Friday morning until Sunday night to forage for mushrooms and then study them in the research laboratory. I'm not sure why they have to travel so far to do that, as there are tons of mushrooms right here in La Crosse, and she has a whole tackle box full of like fifteen different varieties to prove it, but whatever. I'll miss her while she's gone and I'll be worried the entire time. They're carpooling (I can't vouch for how her classmates or professors drive) and staying in research dorms (I don't trust other people) and she likely won't have all that much time to check in and let me know how they're getting on.

I will have to distract myself this weekend, which means hey, maybe I'll actually get a little writing done for the first time in what feels like a year.

Relief

Sep. 14th, 2025 09:28 pm
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What a relief to actually be stocked again! No shifting mugs to hide empty spaces, no hiding bowl stands behind the bench. A place for everything, everything in its place. And lots of pretty new pots filling the shelves.

The first of which sold just after nine o'clock. A couple of men and their adorable dog stopped next door to talk to Chere--well, to let her fawn on Winston the doggo--then came in to admire my pots. Said they might be back later, and were: five minutes later. Bought an octopie plate that's going home to Brisbane, Australia.

Sold several other pie plates, a bunch of tall mugs, a couple of bigger ticket items: large sea turtle serving bowl, large covered casserole, a brontosaur bank. Got into a discussion with a couple who couldn't believe how reasonable my prices were for hand-painted bakeware. Stuff like this would sell for $400 online; your prices are too low! Yeah, but hardly anybody can afford that $400 bakeware, and those who can are never gonna use it. Too spendy, too big a risk.

I keep explaining to people: I know how fast I throw. I know how fast I paint. And I feel that if my work is so expensive that people are afraid to use it, I'm doing something wrong.

I will note that they didn't actually buy anything, though they might yet special order a baker with their dog's picture on it. Not holding my breath.

Had a strange thing happen in the afternoon. I was checking my sales book against the Square report and found a discrepancy. There were two charges for a soup bowl, two minutes apart, 1:17 and 1:19 pm, on the same card. Huh?

I was sure I'd only sold two soup bowls all day, a raccoon, earlier in the report, and a fox bowl. The lady who'd bought the fox came in a few weeks ago, wanted a fox with its eyes closed, wasn't entirely happy with the one bowl I had left on the shelf. Today, I showed her a new one from the firing and she immediately wanted it. So I wrapped it, was about to bag it when she said she had her own bag. So I left it on my chair while we talked about some new patterns--she asked if I had six of the turkey dinner plates, I said I'd only one, but she could order a set of six. Then she asked if I made salad plates, I showed her the dessert plates, she said they'd do, but today she'd just take the fox bowl. So I finally put it in her bag and sent her on her way. And somehow, she got charged twice.

I'm still not entirely sure what happened, whether Square glitched and ran the charge twice, or whether we ran her card at the start, got distracted talking about plates, and ran it again. In any event, I requested a refund on the second transaction, which brought my total sales for the day just under $600.





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Goodbye to bad rubbish BJ, who could make simple things like Madonna being active in the music industry longer than most people of our generation being aware of, plus she didn't look in her early 40s at the time, into some kind of sinister conspiracy theory situation.

You were an absolute jackass, and I honestly don't care if you're alive or not except that I might need to avoid you.

Thanks to Votania and Darkside, who helped me realize what a bad friend BJ was, never mind as a prospective life partner and spouse. Bleck.

This random thought brought to me by the death of Charles Entertainment Kirk, which would probably have been making BJ's circles flail in panic, and hearing a Madonna song on the Doof. (A back episode, we didn't have a SunDoof that I'm aware of.)

Good news, at last

Sep. 14th, 2025 09:16 pm
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We planned to unload the glaze kiln Wednesday night, so we could both attend our book arts meeting Thursday afternoon. Which meant I was down at the studio at 7 am to start the kiln cooling. Cracked the damper, opened up the burner ports, pulled the ceramic fiber strips off the door jambs (as best I could reach. Tea had very folding table and flat surface in the kiln room covered with stacks of bowls for his next firing). Took a pic from my phone camera through the top peep. That's the edge of a pie plate, glaze is mature and well-reduced. Promising... except I think this is one of the ones I glazed after I mixed up the new batch.

I literally phoned in the rest of the cooling, asking Tea to pull out the damper further, getting Jon to crack the door. Got there a 7 pm, just as he was preparing to leave, and got him to help me pull out the car.

Which was beautiful. Everything turned out fine, minimum of oxidation, only one soup bowl with a cracked rim and a baker with bubbled black stain. Whatever was wonky about the ball clay doesn't seem to have affected the glaze at all, so I'm fully stocked again, and can start preparing for Clay Fest.




Just Create: Food poisoning edition

Sep. 14th, 2025 11:21 pm
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What are you working on? What have you finished? What do you need encouragement on?

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What do you just want to talk about?

What have you been watching or reading?

Chores and other not-fun things count!

Remember to encourage other commenters and we have a discord where we can do work-alongs and chat, linked in the sticky.
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Someone overheard that I'm working with terraria and gave me this fairy garden lantern so I could turn it into a terrarium. :D So today I deconstructed it and cleaned the container.

The lantern part has an open top with a hanging loop and a solid base. It has a hexagonal shape with a narrow top, widest part below the middle, and slightly narrower base. The panes appear to be rigid plastic. The frame seems to be metal. There's a bit of heft to the base, even when empty.

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Writerly Ways

Sep. 14th, 2025 10:35 pm
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Another horrible day. Hell I couldn't even crop the Margaret Atwood quote right (at least I got a lot of class work done). So here, no thoughts just links

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The Mating Season

Sep. 14th, 2025 10:12 pm
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The Mating Season by P.G. Wodehouse

A Jeeves book. One with continuing history, so spoilers for earlier books ahead.

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Pandemic Garden Club

Sep. 14th, 2025 07:05 pm
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Welcome to the September edition of Pandemic Garden Club! Growing good things in strange times!

Anyone is welcome to comment with what they're growing right now, things they would like to try, problems they're encountering, and questions they have. Share resources, answer questions, shout encouragement.

As for myself...

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