I hired someone who wasn’t who he said he was
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A reader writes:
I hired someone who presented themselves as a senior-level configurations specialist with over seven years of experience. They interviewed well and said all the right technical answers that convinced me they already knew how to operate the system and would just need to pick up the configuration.
A week before they started, I found an identical application with the same name and contact info, but for a different department — with a completely different resume and job history overlapping the one that had applied for my role. I thought this was very weird, but I decided to give this person a shot, thinking maybe they were a person of many talents. Their LinkedIn profile matched the resume shared with me, so I didn’t question it too much.
Since they started, I progressively gave feedback and suggestions to their work, offered many times to provide any support they needed, gave them a summary of the expectations and job description again after they committed a significant error, and finally gave them an informal coaching document per the guidance of HR. There was no improvement in the three weeks following the coaching document.
Fast forward to terminating this person at the end of their informal trial period. It got to this point after:
• They removed a data entry rule that led to over 100 employees getting shortchanged by a day’s worth of pay (this data entry rule is a basic and common installation a junior-level person could grasp). This mistake still rears its ugly head to this day with a different ripple effect from implementing later enhancements even though we have already corrected the issue.
• It took two to three times longer to design a configuration that is very basic. Even though I checked in on their progress once a week, reviewed their work, and gave feedback based on real-life examples of where their draft design is likely to not work as intended, they didn’t make any changes and tried to pass off their unchanged draft as if they did something.
• The workload that I used to do that was now the new hire’s scope of work barely moved (to their credit, they completed one assignment), so it felt like it more work to manage this person and the existing workload that they were supposed to work on.
• A peer confided in me that they were on a Zoom call with the new hire and could clearly overhear the new hire talking to an unknown person about what to do about a troubleshooting item in our systems.
• Every time I asked this person if they needed anything to help them complete the assignments, any questions, etc, they always said, “I’m good.” They would take more than 24 hours to get back to people about status updates for troubleshooting items (too busy googling for the answers?).
This person, predictably, did not take the news of termination well and used the opportunity to list out all the grievances they had about me even though they had never communicated any of it to me or my manager. I was convinced that I had failed as a new supervisor because I didn’t know any of these grievances that I could take action on.
Several months later, out of morbid curiosity, I looked at their LinkedIn profile, wondering if they had found work similar to the job we hired them for. Turns out they’re now presenting as a senior-level person with 7+ years of Site Reliability Engineering, which is wildly different from the past two resumes they have previously applied with at our company.
Now I’m just more paranoid about screening whatever applicants come by my desk to make sure I’m not hiring an imposter.
I wrote back and asked, “Did you ask them about the second application at all (and if so, what did they say)? And when you interviewed them for the job you hired them for, was the interview in-person or virtual, and did you do any skills testing as part of that process?”
I never asked them about the second application, because at that point I was already onboarding them. This was my first hire and I decided that since I already committed to hiring them, I should give them a chance.
When I interviewed them, it was virtual and the only “skills testing” we could do was asking them questions about what they had done in the past and to explain in detail how they build solutions. We can’t give access to our test sites to non-employees. This person used all the right technical keywords that someone experienced in a specific HR system would know.
Nowadays, a lot of resumes I see have very similar verbiage like this ex-new hire so I don’t know what to trust anymore.
Before you throw up your hands and conclude you can’t trust anything you see from candidates, there’s a lot you can do to ensure that a person actually has the skills they say they have.
First and foremost, you have to test people’s skills and see them in action doing the work they say they can do. Otherwise, it’s entirely too easy for someone to bluff their way through an interview — which happens a ton, because people have an overly-inflated idea of their own skills or they don’t know what they don’t know and so they wrongly estimate how easy it will be to figure things out on the job. Combine that with someone who talks a good game, and you can easily end up with a terrible hire if you don’t bother to verify what they’re claiming. Less commonly, it can even happen for nefarious reasons, like you’ve been targeted by a sketchy company that hires people to interview and then sends someone else to do the job (see this example!).
Seeing people demonstrate their skills is always important, but it’s especially essential when you’re only interviewing virtually. In fact, if at all possible, I’d recommend you do your final interviews in-person because it will help weed out deliberate scams like the letter I linked to … but if you can’t do that, there’s still plenty you can do virtually. You don’t need to have someone go in-person to a test site. You can ask them to whiteboard problems right there in the interview and show their process. Have them share their screen. Pose work questions and ask them to talk you through their answer. Make sure you’re not just asking people to solve a problem, but to explain to you in their own words how they got there, and then ask follow-up questions to probe for real understanding.
If someone’s behavior seems suspicious during an interview — like if they seem to be reading answers off their screen, or they keep having “connection issues” and then magically have the answer as soon as the connection is reestablished — don’t be afraid to address it in the moment. There’s no reason you can’t say, “It looks like you might be reading from notes. Can I ask that you put those away so we can have a less scripted conversation?” or “I’d like you to talk through your work as you’re doing it, so if you’re having connection issues, let’s reschedule for a time when that won’t be the case” or so forth. You don’t want your mindset to be, “This seems suspicious but there’s nothing I can do about it.”
In fact, if anything seems weird when you’re hiring, ask about it! I can kind of see why you didn’t ask about the totally different resume, since people tailor their resumes to the job they’re applying for. There’s no requirement to include everything you’ve ever done, and so your resume for job 1 might highlight A, B, and C while your resume for job 2 highlights D, E, and F … but it really depends on exactly what the differences between the two resumes were. If the work reported on the one resume would have been hard/impossible to be doing at the same time as the work reported on the other resume, that’s not a situation where you want to just figure, “Well, I’m already onboarding them so I should give them a chance.” Instead, that’s a situation where you should talk to them and say, “This didn’t line up with the work we talked about, so I want to ask you about it.” Listen with an open mind — it’s possible there’s an explanation that will make sense — but have the conversation; don’t just ignore it.
You should also always check references before you hire anyone, to confirm that what they’ve told you about their experience and accomplishments is actually their work experience and accomplishments.
And then once someone is on the job, if you see problems right away, address it very assertively. If their skillset appears to be wildly different from what you thought when you hired them, don’t let that drag out for months. If it’s clear that they can’t do the job, have a very direct conversation about the mismatch and bring things to a resolution quickly rather than waiting for the end of a probation period. (To be fair, I’m not sure how long you did let it play out, and it’s possible that it wasn’t long at all.)
If you do enough hiring, you’re going to occasionally make a bad hire. Hiring isn’t a perfect science and managers aren’t infallible. But there’s a lot you can do to weed out actual fraud in the hiring process.
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Only Murders in the Building S5 Promo
Aug. 13th, 2025 04:47 pmInterior Chinatown, by Charles Yu
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Willis Wu lives and works in Chinatown and dreams of being Kung Fu Guy, just like his father before him, but Will's role in life—or in the script—is more Generic Asian Man Number Three. Then he falls for Attractive Lady Cop and has to make a choice between a family life in the suburbs or the job he's always wanted.
This is one of those stories that's more about an idea than a character, and more a thesis than a story. The idea is interesting and the thesis is credible—and completely spelled out for you in a courtroom scene at the end in case you somehow missed it—but the characters have the stock feel of a parable and gave me little reason to care about their struggles as they toil in a system that's been stacked against them for centuries.
The system is racist as shit and Yu supports this with real world examples but doesn't do much to personalize it for his characters. He does dramatize it, literally, as parts are in script format, but even much of that is intentionally clichéd, and despite some early ??? as I wondered what the fuck was going on, I didn't find this challenging or exciting, but I think it did what it meant to.
Contains: cops; racism (including stereotypes and slurs); elder care; poverty; generational trauma; pomo; second person perspective.
media update
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Books:
A Sweet Sting of Salt by Rose Sutherland. I liked this book a lot! It's a queer selkie story set in historical Nova Scotia, where the author is from. The characters are great - all of them are well done. I didn't expect it to have as much tension as it had! It was often a battle to make myself pick up the scawwy book (there is a jealous husband - which, not usually into infidelity, but can it be called infidelity when you kidnapped your wife? I guess the tension ends up being the same) LOLed when I saw in the afterword she thanked Les Mis tumblr. :D What a world we live in :D I look fwd to whatever else she might do!
Games: still zoning out to word trails (via netflix, so no ads) at least once a day, free of Stardew again because it crashed and I didn't open it back up
Writing and other wips: actually wrote a bit this last week! Mostly timeline sorting as a distraction from all the shit I'm supposed to be cleaning before my uncle arrives (tomorrow! ahhhhhhh), but looks like around 1400 words. Nice!! Was very cool to feel like my wip wasn't dead for a little while. I'll be too distracted the next week and a half, but maybe??? I have a little hope again lol.
Oh, right!! I also watched this compilation of mummy joe's kid vampir series! I used to watch it on instagram and hadn't seen the end.. I love it so much! It's a very funny tale of a kid vampire & his dad, a boy raised by frogs, a child entrepreneur and her assistant, a superbaby and a mad scientist, and how they all come together :D with songs!
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It’s five answers to five questions. Here we go…
1. My coworkers have a group text that gets social messages late into the night
I recently started a new job. I like the job itself but am struggling with the constant group texts/chats. There are eight of us (boss included) and many are using group chats/texts for personal updates, sometimes late into the night. Think ultrasound pictures (at 10 pm), blurry videos of fireworks, and updates on their swimming pools … including pictures of their feet.
I’m up for some casual chat but my phone buzzes with non-urgent personal matters. We’re all remote, not friendly outside of work in any other way, and it doesn’t seem to be a culture thing outside of my team.
I don’t want to seem anti-social, but it’s distracting when I’m trying to work and extremely annoying in my personal time.
How can I approach my boss to curb the personal team chats and especially the personal group texts? Or at least limit my inclusion in them?
I would be deeply annoyed to get photos of my coworker’s feet at 10 pm. (I’m not sure I want them at 3 pm either, for that matter.)
Is there anything work-related sent to this chat, or is it all personal stuff? If it’s all personal, you should feel free to just mute the chat entirely! (On most devices you should be able to mute just that specific chat without muting the entire app.)
If there’s work stuff included, could you tell your boss that you’re worried about missing work info that gets lost amidst after-hours personal chat and suggest creating a separate work-only chat so that doesn’t happen (or better yet, using something like Slack rather than texts)? It’s a little tricky to raise as a new person coming into an existing culture that’s apparently working for them, but “I’m worried about missing work info” is pretty reasonable. Otherwise, though, mute mute mute.
2. Do I have to attend a work party on my maternity leave?
My manager invited me to a close coworker’s retirement party during my maternity leave and say they want to meet the baby. Am I obligated to attend? I’m enjoying this bonding time with my baby, and I still don’t feel comfortable leaving the house with baby in tow. I also feel bad as they threw me a really nice baby shower before I left.
You are absolutely not obligated to attend — not in any way, shape, or form. It’s kind of them to indicate they’d welcome seeing you and the baby, but that’s just a suggestion, not a summons! You can simply say that you’re not taking the baby anywhere yet (or it’s too rough with her nap schedule, or whatever reason you like) but you look forward to seeing everyone when you’re back at work.
3. Our office didn’t have bathrooms or water, but they wouldn’t send us home
How would you navigate this? I work for a Fortune 500 corporation in a satellite office, about 30 minutes away from our regional headquarters. Most of us are hybrid.
Last Wednesday, a required in-office day, we arrived to work and were told there was a water main break and we had no water. We didn’t have access to restrooms, fresh water, etc. The site director would not let us go home to work. We had to use the gas station across the street. Around 11 am, we got portable outhouses and bottled water, and water was back on around 3 pm.
Should they have sent us home? What do I do in the future if it happens again? Should I mention it to HR, which works out in our regional headquarters?
Yes, they should have sent you home. It’s particularly ridiculous that you’re all hybrid and thus obviously set up to work from home and yet they still didn’t do that.
OSHA regulations require workspaces to have potable water and working bathrooms. I suspect they were thinking their emergency measures (the outhouses and bottled water) were going to be in place so quickly that it wouldn’t be enough time for the OSHA regulations to be a serious issue. I have no idea if OSHA would agree, but I’m guessing they wouldn’t — and what would have happened if someone had had an urgent need for a bathroom before then? The gas station across the street isn’t a workable option, given that it could easily be in use at the time someone needed it.
In theory you and your coworkers could have simply said, “We can’t work without bathrooms and potable water, per OSHA regulations, so we’re going to head home and work from there” and then done so … but people aren’t always comfortable doing that. You could contact HR now and ask about how it should be handled if it happens again, framing it as, “If this happens again and we’re out of compliance with OSHA regulations on water and bathrooms, I’d like to know we could work from home without penalty.”
4. At what point can my resume be two pages?
I’ve been really strict with myself about the one-page resume rule, paring down to only accomplishments and removing less relevant jobs and education details. But now that I’ve been working for five-plus years, that’s getting very difficult. I’ve always heard that recent grads should definitely only use one page, and people with decades of experience can use two, but what about the in-between? Have I earned a second page by now?
If the stuff you want to include is substantive and not fluff, go ahead and use a second page. The one-page resume rule is for people who are just out of school, which is no longer you.
Keep in mind you don’t need to use the full second page — a page and a half is fine to do, and the more info you cram in, the less likely the most important stuff will be seen in a quick skim.
5. How can my resume discuss my work on a multimillion dollar gift?
Earlier this year, I left a nonprofit job in fundraising. I was in the department for over five years. A few months before leaving, I was asked to write a proposal for an individual potential donor who was considering a multi-million dollar gift. I submitted the proposal to my supervisor, who planned to make the ask.
When the gift was agreed upon I was never informed about its approval. Later, when I asked about the gift and if I could include the proposal drafting skills in my resume, my supervisor told me, “There were many changes made to the proposal after your submission — so, no, you can’t say you drafted a proposal that was approved for X million dollars.”
Now I’m revising my resume and I’d like to include this skill and the approved amount. What do you think?
It’s hard to say without knowing how significantly the proposal changed. If it was still largely your work, then absolutely. If it was heavily rewritten, there’s less of an argument for it — but even then, if you’re confident your work still helped move the process along in a meaningful way (as opposed to the manager essentially starting from scratch on their own), you could say, “Wrote initial draft of fundraising proposal that was ultimately successful in securing a $X million gift.”
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暑過ぎて浴槽が住処になったねこ。-It’s been hot lately, so Maru spends time in the bathtub.-(動画)
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no fandom : icons : like a diamond
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Rating: G
Content notes: None apply
Summary: icons of twinkle-y stars
( like a diamond )
Final Fantasy XII: Fanfic: Her First Choice
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Fandom: Final Fantasy XII
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Characters/Pairing: Penelo, Tomaj, and an absent third party.
Rating: M
Warnings: Non-descriptive/implicit sexual content; semi-realistic first-times; age gap fantasies.
Word Count: 983
Spoilers/Setting: Post-Canon OGC and Revenant Wings, but no real spoilers.
Summary: Some girls viewed their first time as something to cherish.
Disclaimer: I do not own FFXII or its characters.
Challenge: #488 - Twinkle
( Her First Choice )
TXT: promise not to promise anymore by ratherunnecessary
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Pairings/Characters: Choi Soobin/Kang Taehyun, side Choi Beomgyu/Choi Yeonjun, unrequited Soobin/Beomgyu
Rating: Teen and up
Length: 21K words
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Theme: Marriage of Convenience, Alternative Professions
Summary:
Choi Soobin: Korea’s hottest leading man—who’s secretly nursing a broken heart.
Kang Taehyun: heir to the legendary Kang Entertainment—but only if he gets married first.
Reccer's Notes: I love Soobin in this - he goes from broken-hearted to agreeing to help an acquaintance (by marrying him, of course) to a devoted husband. He comes into his own as a partner over the course of this, and is more solid in himself at the end, too.
The other characters are also great. Yeonjun, in particular, just shines.
Fanwork Links: promise not to promise anymore on AO3