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Comeuppance Just Desserts Getting What They Deserve

I'm standing in line at the grocery store when I notice the older man two spots ahead of me holding a deli container of seafood salad. He eyes the candy rack, glances around, and, figuring he doesn't want the seafood anymore, slyly tucks the container in between the chocolate bars.

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[ SECRET POST #6833 ]

Sep. 20th, 2025 01:46 pm
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⌈ Secret Post #6833 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Eternal Sapphtember #355

Sep. 20th, 2025 07:40 pm
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Girls who forage in the forest

[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #977 ]

Sep. 20th, 2025 01:36 pm
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[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #977 ]




The first secret from this batch will be posted on September 27th.



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Best Wrong Answer time

Sep. 20th, 2025 01:32 pm
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There seemed to be fewer hunters for these this season in LearnedLeague.

And I'm disappointed that some of my nominations didn't make the ballot, including the 4 answers below I thought were funny for the question

In typography, a symbol called a "pilcrow" indicates what?

-- AN EDITOR IS PRESENT

-- ERUDITION

-- STOP READING, OR YOU'RE GOING TO GET INTERROBANGED

-- UNSPOKEN THOUGHT


I laughed aloud at many answers among those to the question In a 1997 action thriller starring Harrison Ford, his character instructs Gary Oldman's Ivan Korshunov to deboard from the titular conveyance (and then assists him in doing so) using what precise four-word statement? (correct answer: GET OFF MY PLANE!) that I won't even list them here.


So here are my honorable mentions:

(A) The affable-looking anthropomorphic dog created by American artist Phillip Banks, who wears a grey crew neck sweater, blue jeans, and red Converse sneakers, and who lowkey DGAF, has what two-word name? BARK RUFF-ALO

(B) A 2000 album by Madonna, the 1971 follow-up to Tapestry by Carole King, a 1993 release by 311, and a 2025 LP by Playboi Carti all share what plainly descriptive and literal title? CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATIONS

(C) According to a mega-hit released in 2007 by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain, what did Shawty get? TALLER, EVENTUALLY

(D) Led Zeppelin, Cream, and The Jeff Beck Group were all successful acts that were founded in the 1960s by former guitarists of what other band? OOPS! ALL GUITARISTS!

(E) This passage, about 3.5 cm long and 2–3 mm wide, has bony and cartilaginous parts, runs at an oblique angle, and is named for a 16th-century Italian anatomist. What is it? A PIECE OF BUCATINI THAT WENT UP MY NOSE

(F) According to the lyrics and title of a signature song by country legend Loretta Lynn in 1966, "You ain't woman enough to" what? It's also what Dolly Parton begs Jolene to please not do in Jolene. BE PLAYED BY SISSY SPACEK IN A MUSICAL BIOPIC


And my runners-up:

(3) In the geographical mnemonic HOMES, what does the "H" stand for? FOR THE WAY YOU HOOK AT ME

(2) What is the term for the cooking technique, a method of butterflying, in which a bird (usually a chicken) is split and flattened, with the backbone removed (and also sometimes the sternum)? FOGHORN LEGHORN'S RECUR—I SAY, RECURRING NIGHTMARE


And my #1:

(1) Laurel, Mississippi, provides the primary setting (and indirectly, the title) for what HGTV renovation series starring local husband-and-wife team Ben and Erin Napier? AS I LAY DRYWALLING

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Sep. 20th, 2025 10:10 am
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There is a decided lack of whimsy in my life and man, it's a huge bummer. Today feels especially damning, so I'm gonna make a post!

I'm waiting to sign the paperwork but I've got a job at a nationwide pet supply store. I'll start as a part-time bather and after at least six months and 200 baths, I'll be applying for the grooming academy. I never really thought I'd go back into dog grooming but I have experience, enjoy it, plus it's pretty AI proof, so. You know! Also I love interacting with dogs and breaking down my day into assignments will be good, I think! The hiring manager was off yesterday and will be off today and Sunday, so I'll probably have to wait until Monday to move forward with the paperwork (I got a verbal confirmation, we were just waiting on the background check, which came through yesterday). A little frustrating because I'm really eager to get the show in the road, but I will try to remain patient. ;3;

Related, was able to talk to my doctor about my extreme panic and anxiety, and she upped my prescriptions so here's hoping that helps! I would very much like for it to! I need to find an actual therapist but medication working would also be very good! This house needs an income.

Yesterday I went out and used the little wood chipper to chew up a ton of the old, dead blackberry vines we took out earlier this year. It's not hard but it's tedious and they're pretty stabby. It's something I've been meaning to do for a while so I'm glad I finally found the energy and attention to do it!

Today we're going to a farm fest at one of the local community gardens. It should be a nice little community event, I'm looking forward to music and food, lol.

I'm participating in Kinktober this year, is anyone else? I'm working off the official listWhich I'll put under here since it's explicit ) and I'm pretty excited! I've already started working on mine, since I'm very slow, lmao. They'll all be in black and white since I don't want to try to worry about colors (and I mean, it's a play on Inktober, and I know ink comes in all colors, the tradition is black) and I'm having so much fun. I'm also trying more dynamic poses. I'm planning on posting them daily on bsky, although they're updating their ToS to be pretty shitty towards pornography. :\ I'm so frustrated with how the internet is going (and also everything that is terrible that is happening) and I just want to be able to draw and post porn in peace. But that's not how things are going.

AT LEAST DW IS STILL HERE. <3 <3 <3 Once I'm getting a steady income again, I'm going to put a little towards DW like twice a month or something. We've got to try to protect the spaces we have left. I'll still be posting on Bsky for as long as I can, but. It's a bummer!

Postcard of the Day

Sep. 20th, 2025 01:03 pm
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It's White People Week, here at Postcard of the Day. Yeah, any old postcard is probably white people or anyhow involves white people and the dominance and oppression and privilege. These are going to be creepily extra-white.





As civility continues to deteriorate and the marginalized are increasingly worse than marginalized, it's seems apropos.

Media Round Up: Mixed Feelings

Sep. 20th, 2025 09:32 am
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Somehow I always go for long stretches without much to say about media and then finished several things at once, and suddenly its time to post here again.

Dominion and Devotion—Instead of watching any of the dramas I’ve already started I watched this mini drama (24 15 min episodes). I’ve had mixed luck with mini dramas but I enjoyed this one! It’s a crossdressing girl drama with enemies to lovers and political intrigue! The premise is that the FL has been raised from birth to pretend to be a young weak prince, in the hopes of someday escaping the palace. But instead she gets picked to be the puppet emperor.

The “AFAB person was raised as a boy for Reasons” variety of crossdressing girl stories really have a different vibe than the crossdressing girl adventures I grew up with, there’s just less of a sense of agency when the FL didn’t get to choose to crossdress.

Spoilers I was not expecting the tragic ending thought! I thought it would somehow turn out ok up until the last moment.


Content Notes: Child death, corporal punishment (children and adults), torture (presented as righteous), blood

Wow the Worldep 1-4—Yes, I’m watching yet another Chinese reality show featuring Liu Yuning. This travel show where a group of people visit a bunch of cities near the 40th parallel. It’s pretty charming! I love that there's a little cartoon planet that represents each person. I would prefer a bit more focus on the tourism – tell us more about these places, and describe the food please!

Ancestors and Anxiety: Daoism and the Birth of Rebirth in China by Stephen R. Bokenkamp—This was a super interesting book about Daoist ideas about the afterlife and how they evolved after contact with Buddhism. I kinda wish I had read this before finalizing my translation of the about Wei Huacun because she’s mentioned in this and there’s a bunch of useful context about early Daoist practice.

Dragon Steel by Laurence Yep—The second book in this series which I’m reading to the kid. Still holds up well, I enjoyed the under sea dragon kingdom which was one of the bits that stuck with me from my first reading. This one does have some fatphobia though, which I didn’t enjoy.

The Incandescent by Emily Tesh—I tried so hard with this book! Well maybe that’s not strictly true because at first I wasn’t going to read it because I didn’t really like the one thing by Emily Tesh I had read before (Silver in the Wood) but then I found out more about the premise – a teacher a magical school who actually has to do paperwork, so I decided to give it a go.

I loved the first third of this book with its teaching and risk assessment and a big climatic battle that could be the end of a different book. Saving the world part way through and then having to live with the consequences would make for an interesting book, but that doesn’t seem to be what’s happening here. Instead we introduced a new very annoying character.

I was considering DNFing at that point but I asked some friends if he went away and they said that I could expect less of him, so I kept reading. And there was a lot less of him for a bit, but another thing started frustrating me: the story was providing big clues about something that the main character was not figuring out. I really don’t enjoy that kind of reader character knowledge mismatch! That’s been resolved now but I didn’t feel motivated to keep reading after that.

I really wanted to like this book because teaching at a magical school is a cool concept, and so many of my friends loved it but after the first third I found it pretty frustrating.
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Title: Another Brick in the Wall
Fandom: Transformers [Bay Movies]
Pairing/Characters: Megatron & Scion [OC]
Content Notes: none
Prompt: September Twenty - 7 & 8 - with the title "Another Brick in the Wall"

Megatron surveyed his aide )
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Discovering this etymology wasn't just mind-blowing, it was a nucular bomb of revelation.


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Writing Update

Sep. 20th, 2025 10:37 am
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I actually managed to post two different chapters this month, which makes me feel quite accomplished (one each for two WIPs). Since I'm now at the halfway mark with both stories, I thought I could wring a post out of it. Read more... )

H2-OMG!, Part 11

Sep. 20th, 2025 03:00 pm
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Lady: "Excuse me?! We’ve needed refills for forty-five minutes! You haven’t checked on us once! You’re not getting a tip!"
Me: "I don’t work here. I’m not your waitress."
Lady: "Don’t you lie to me! I’m going to get you fired! Now get me a refill!"

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Obama Drama, Part 11

Sep. 20th, 2025 02:30 pm
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Dad: "Why can’t you be like [Best Friend]? He’s younger than you and already got into Stanford. I am so ashamed of you sometimes."

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